I certainly knew it; I was reiterating the obvious. And that it's horrifying.

That is perverse. Cats wander off a lot. Could even be outside eating mice. Bet she's terrorizing a mouse family, one by one, and getting her food intake thus.

You say that as if there's something I could have done to stop it. Other than possibly giving him a mate at home. Clearly there are suggestive overtones in your dressage choreography. Maestro was just doing the routine as planned. There's no need for the extra hip swaying and eyelash batting, or whatever the equine equivalent is. I think you need to keep her in line.