AVAST!!

[wwistful]

To whom it may concern,
We've taken liberties with the spoils of your castle but it is not nearly enough to quench our desires for vast riches.
As such, we have taken one of your fine wenches and are holding her hostage.
If somebody does not pay us a handsome fee we shall be setting sail with her on the morrow

Bring all your valuables to our ship or you will never see her again. (Your bodies are an acceptable form of payment. As is booze.)



[[ooc: Murdoc and Dirk are PIRATES for the wish event and Dolores humored them a little too much. Murdoc has wished himself a ship into the lake. It is full of booze.]]

Comments

[wwistful]

You sound like you need a smack.

[notthebee2]

oh really?
well then iif youre 2uch brave and iintrepiid piirate2 you 2hould kiidnap me 2o ii learn my place.
ii am 2o 2cared.

[wwistful]

Are you a lass or a lad?

[notthebee2]

ii am but a helple22 prince22 from a dii2tant kiingdom, carele22ly traveliing through foreiign land2, unaware of the danger2 that 2urround my every move.

[wwistful]

How long are your legs?

[notthebee2]

a2 long a2 a cheap pro2tiitute2.

[wwistful]

Where are you located?

[notthebee2]

ii am 2iittiing lake2iide, enjoyiing the view a2 a lady of my 2tature 2hould, under the guii2e of a 14 year old boy.





iit2 for 2afety purpo2e2.

[wwistful]

Why don't you climb aboard, princess?

[notthebee2]

a per2on of my rankiing would never dare two let her2elf be kiidnapped by 2uch foul viillaiiny!
where are my per2onal guard2?
your priince22 ii2 iin danger!!

[wwistful]

You're going to make me work for it aren't you?


[He's too drunk for this Sollux.]

[notthebee2]

waiit dont tell me youre actually beiing 2eriiou2. or drunk.

[wwistful]

I'm a little of both right now, actually.

[notthebee2]

ii 2eariiou2ly hope youre not 2till haviing iidea2 about kiidnappiing me then.

[wwistful]

It's not kidnapping if you come willingly. Ever been on a ship, love?

[notthebee2]

yeah iim not a lady wiith long leg2 eiither, 2orry teach.

[wwistful]

Lying is a filthy habit.

[notthebee2]

2o ii2 kiidnappiing faiir legged maiiden2.

[wwistful]

One of them is far more beneficial.