AVAST!!

[wwistful]

To whom it may concern,
We've taken liberties with the spoils of your castle but it is not nearly enough to quench our desires for vast riches.
As such, we have taken one of your fine wenches and are holding her hostage.
If somebody does not pay us a handsome fee we shall be setting sail with her on the morrow

Bring all your valuables to our ship or you will never see her again. (Your bodies are an acceptable form of payment. As is booze.)



[[ooc: Murdoc and Dirk are PIRATES for the wish event and Dolores humored them a little too much. Murdoc has wished himself a ship into the lake. It is full of booze.]]

Comments

[wwistful]

You're going to make me work for it aren't you?


[He's too drunk for this Sollux.]

[notthebee2]

waiit dont tell me youre actually beiing 2eriiou2. or drunk.

[wwistful]

I'm a little of both right now, actually.

[notthebee2]

ii 2eariiou2ly hope youre not 2till haviing iidea2 about kiidnappiing me then.

[wwistful]

It's not kidnapping if you come willingly. Ever been on a ship, love?

[notthebee2]

yeah iim not a lady wiith long leg2 eiither, 2orry teach.

[wwistful]

Lying is a filthy habit.

[notthebee2]

2o ii2 kiidnappiing faiir legged maiiden2.

[wwistful]

One of them is far more beneficial.