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sortinghat_rp2012-09-29 11:57 pm
wwistful) wrote in sortinghat_rp2012-09-29 11:57 pm
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AVAST!!
To whom it may concern,
We've taken liberties with the spoils of your castle but it is not nearly enough to quench our desires for vast riches.
As such, we have taken one of your fine wenches and are holding her hostage.
If somebody does not pay us a handsome fee we shall be setting sail with her on the morrow
Bring all your valuables to our ship or you will never see her again. (Your bodies are an acceptable form of payment. As is booze.)
[[ooc: Murdoc and Dirk are PIRATES for the wish event and Dolores humored them a little too much. Murdoc has wished himself a ship into the lake. It is full of booze.]]
We've taken liberties with the spoils of your castle but it is not nearly enough to quench our desires for vast riches.
As such, we have taken one of your fine wenches and are holding her hostage.
If somebody does not pay us a handsome fee we shall be setting sail with her on the morrow
Bring all your valuables to our ship or you will never see her again. (Your bodies are an acceptable form of payment. As is booze.)
[[ooc: Murdoc and Dirk are PIRATES for the wish event and Dolores humored them a little too much. Murdoc has wished himself a ship into the lake. It is full of booze.]]
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ALSO YOU ARE AWARE THAT THE LAKE IS LANDLOCKED (DUE TO VIRTUE OF ITS BEING A LAKE AND ALL), CORRECT? YOURE HARDLY IN INTERNATIONAL WATERS. THERE IS EVEN LESS CHANCE OF ESCAPE HERE.
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That's what magic is for, lass.