AVAST!!

[wwistful]

To whom it may concern,
We've taken liberties with the spoils of your castle but it is not nearly enough to quench our desires for vast riches.
As such, we have taken one of your fine wenches and are holding her hostage.
If somebody does not pay us a handsome fee we shall be setting sail with her on the morrow

Bring all your valuables to our ship or you will never see her again. (Your bodies are an acceptable form of payment. As is booze.)



[[ooc: Murdoc and Dirk are PIRATES for the wish event and Dolores humored them a little too much. Murdoc has wished himself a ship into the lake. It is full of booze.]]

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[wwistful]

[He's not even going to respond, he's going to slink out of the cabin and peer over the side of his boat at her.]

Wot.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Has bothered to dress in her 'Mamma' clothes - she thought it might provide a distraction to him while she figured out what was going on with him. She's sincerely hoping none of the students will see her since the bustier is a bit... risque.]

Dollink, come down and let's have a chat, chust hyu und me. Or are hyu bringing me on board? [Winks.]

[wwistful]

[And distract it does! His eyes are certainly on her, a very uncharming grin creeping onto his face.]

The latter appeases me! Why don'tcha come a little closer?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[She's used to unattractive leering, so she ignores the look for now, gaging the distance between the ship and herself. With a wave of her wand, she Disapparates with a crack and appears on the deck a few feet away from Murdoc, brushing her bustle into proper foofness.]

Charmink leetle boat hyu have here - vherever did hyu get eet?

[wwistful]

[He's quick to raise an eyebrow, but he keeps himself calm.]

I've always hard it. [Liar.] What kind of pirate is without a ship?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Vun who has lost vun too many gamblink debts.

[Finishes fiddling with her dress and puts her hands on her hips, grinning at him.]

Now den, how about hyu show me vhere hyu have locked avay dear Dolores?

[wwistful]

I don't put all my eggs in one basket, love. A pirate isn't worth a damn without a ship. Much less if it's without booze.

[He's going to pick boredly at his teeth.] Why are you so interested in 'er?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Starts walking around, more focused on seeing where he might have stowed Dolores now.]

She iz my vork partner und friend. Ov cawze Hy am interested in her safety.

[wwistful]

[He's going to walk backward in front of her and get in her way as much as possible as he does, trying to buy time.]

She's safe. Perfectly safe, and, you know, I'm a little offended that you've come all this way and won't indulge me in some conversation, love.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Hy am sure she's safe but Hy'd still like to see for myself.

[Stops and puts her hands on her hips, cocking a brow up and grinning.]

Conversation? Iz dot vot hyu vanted?

[wwistful]

[He folds his arms over his chest, standing tall and sticking his nose in the air.]

You implyin' pirates are no good at conversin', darlin'?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

No, more dot Hy tink hyu are a man of action radder den vords, if hyu know vat Hy mean. [WINKS SALACIOUSLY.]

[wwistful]

[Oh yesss. He is smirking so wide right now.]
Oh I am. Belieeeeve me, I am. I just think a lot of my actions don't have any place in front of the already distressed hostages, if you know what I mean.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Vell, dose actions can vait until after Hy have seen Dolores, ja?

[Draws a finger down the front of his chest, grinning at him.]

[wwistful]

What if she doesn't want to see you?

[he's just going to waaaatch that finger.]

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

But Hy vant to see her~ [Keeeeps moving finger down to hook into his belt, leering at him.]

Von't hyu chust let me~?

[wwistful]

No.
[He says in a firm voice, keeping his stern expression for all of five seconds before he slumps his shoulders.]

You can take a peek at her. S'all.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[BEAMS and gives him a little kiss on the cheek.]

Danke, sveethott. Lead de vay to her den, if hyu please?

[wwistful]

[He gives the smuggest look, stepping a few feet back before placing a hand on the cabin door and wiggling a finger at her so she'll come closer.]

C'mere.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

['Complacently' moves closer, letting her hips sway with each step.]

Iz she in dere?

[wwistful]

You don't think I'd lead you astray, darlin'? Of course she's in here, poppet.

[He reaches forward to open the door for her, bowing his head and flourishing his arm.]

Ladies first.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Soch a gentlemon pirate - Hy though ve viped dem out years ago.

[Pokes her head in curiously first - DOESN'T TRUST YOU WON'T LOCK HER IN BOY.]

[wwistful]

What can I say, I'm a rare breed.
[He puts on a fake but fairly charming laugh as he inwardly curses. Get in the fucking cabin woman.]

Somethin' the matter?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Dollink, hyu might look verra nice in dose tight pants but dot doesn't mean Hy trust hyu.

[Snorts and brings head back out and stares at him.]

[wwistful]

[Scoff!]

Honestly, my good wench, I am personally offended. Is this because I'm a pirate? Would you use my trade against me in such a cruel manner?