AVAST!!

[wwistful]

To whom it may concern,
We've taken liberties with the spoils of your castle but it is not nearly enough to quench our desires for vast riches.
As such, we have taken one of your fine wenches and are holding her hostage.
If somebody does not pay us a handsome fee we shall be setting sail with her on the morrow

Bring all your valuables to our ship or you will never see her again. (Your bodies are an acceptable form of payment. As is booze.)



[[ooc: Murdoc and Dirk are PIRATES for the wish event and Dolores humored them a little too much. Murdoc has wished himself a ship into the lake. It is full of booze.]]

Comments

[wwistful]

You don't think I'd lead you astray, darlin'? Of course she's in here, poppet.

[He reaches forward to open the door for her, bowing his head and flourishing his arm.]

Ladies first.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Soch a gentlemon pirate - Hy though ve viped dem out years ago.

[Pokes her head in curiously first - DOESN'T TRUST YOU WON'T LOCK HER IN BOY.]

[wwistful]

What can I say, I'm a rare breed.
[He puts on a fake but fairly charming laugh as he inwardly curses. Get in the fucking cabin woman.]

Somethin' the matter?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Dollink, hyu might look verra nice in dose tight pants but dot doesn't mean Hy trust hyu.

[Snorts and brings head back out and stares at him.]

[wwistful]

[Scoff!]

Honestly, my good wench, I am personally offended. Is this because I'm a pirate? Would you use my trade against me in such a cruel manner?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Gives him a 'duh' look.]

[wwistful]

[Puppy. Dog. Eyes.]

I'm wounded.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[She deals with children of all ages on a daily basis you ridiculous man.]

No hyu izn't.

[wwistful]

[Folding his arms over his chest.]

I most certainly am!

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Leers.]

Vant Mamma to kiss eet better den?

[wwistful]

[Oh okay, we're doing this again. He leers right back.]

Do I ever.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

[Pats his cheek with a grin.]</small After hyu show Mamma vhere Dolores iz.

[wwistful]

[He stares blankly as she does, frowning a little.] She's in the ship, obviously. Am I not interestin' enough for you?

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Ov cawze hyu are. [Chuckles and kisses his cheek, silly man.]

Hy am chust vorried about Dolores.

[wwistful]

[He scrunches his face a little at the kiss, mostly because he knows it's full of fake niceness and he's being manipulated like a fool. He sighs pointedly, stepping aside and slinking past her to walk into the cabin.]

Hurry it up.

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

Ja ja, keep hyu pants on.

[Follows after him, making sure to have all of her dress in the cabin before closing the door behind her.]

[wwistful]

I have every intention of i- [He pauses as the door slams in his face and fumes, reaching down to jerk at it furiously.]

You nasty wench! How dare you!

[mammas_goot_to_hyu]

How dare hyu callink me a vench! [Slaps him across the face, scowling.]

Hy am no vench. Vat iz de problem?