AVAST!!

[wwistful]

To whom it may concern,
We've taken liberties with the spoils of your castle but it is not nearly enough to quench our desires for vast riches.
As such, we have taken one of your fine wenches and are holding her hostage.
If somebody does not pay us a handsome fee we shall be setting sail with her on the morrow

Bring all your valuables to our ship or you will never see her again. (Your bodies are an acceptable form of payment. As is booze.)



[[ooc: Murdoc and Dirk are PIRATES for the wish event and Dolores humored them a little too much. Murdoc has wished himself a ship into the lake. It is full of booze.]]

Comments

[grandhighwizard]

I'm not a ... woman who takes orders well. But what are you offering to prospective crew mates? Is there some sort of application process? [One eyebrow lifts suggestively.]

[wwistful]

Well if you don't take orders well, I'd have to say I'm disinclined to acknowledge such a question. [Still smirking.]

What makes you think you'd be of any use on my ship? I don't like deadweight.

[grandhighwizard]

Oh, do you like docile, obedient women, then? [She asks innocently.] That's too bad.

[And then there's the crack of displaced air as she disappears, and then reappears on the deck of his ship, immediately starting to poke around curiously.] Hello, anyone here?

[wwistful]

As a part of crew I- ..[He trails off as she apparates away, rolling his eyes and apparating after her.]

You would do well to watch yourself, lass.

[grandhighwizard]

[She knows Dolores has to be somewhere ... is she tied up, maybe? Or locked somewhere?]

Or what? [turning to look at him with bright interest]

[wwistful]

[She's both! In the depths of the ship.]

Or I'll stop you. Obviously. I think you need to have more respect for a man's privacy, eh?

[grandhighwizard]

Oh, wonderful. [grins] Come on, then.

[wwistful]

Come on where? [He is giving her the most absent minded grin right now.]

[grandhighwizard]

Come on and stop me. [she lilts, raising an eyebrow challengingly]

[wwistful]

Are you askin' me to raise a hand against a woman? [Eyebrow raise.] I won't turn down the offer.

[grandhighwizard]

I'm asking you to try and stop me. How you do it is up to you, captain. [She cocks one hip out and puts her hand on it - she's going to have to get past him to get to Dolores, anyway, might as well have some fun with it.]