sortinghat_rp | TWO ♋ FILTERED from JADE HARLEY

IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING AWKWARD IS WHAT.
I HAVE A BUTTERBEER ~~DATE~~ APOLOGY WITH JADE TO KEEP.
IT IS GOING TO BE SO. FUCKING. AWKWARD.

...So?

It sounds like the only person that's making it awkward here is you. I doubt your friend really cares about what date it falls on.

THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL IT WON'T BE FUCKING AWKWARD FOR BOTH OF US.
JADE MIGHT BE OBLIVIOUS SOMETIMES BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY SHE CAN'T IGNORE THE COUPLES THAT'LL BE HAVING SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WHEREVER WE GO.
NUMBER ONE RULE OF ROMCOMS, MAKA. SHIT IS ALWAYS AWKWARD. NO MATTER WHAT IT FUCKING IS.

Rule of thumb: Reality is not a FUCKING ROMCOM.

It's not like couples just fucking convene out on the goddamned square specifically to snog right in front of you for the holiday

Why can't you just fucking relax and have fun with your friend?! Why do boys have to put so much stupid shit before their friends???

WHY DO YOU THINK I CAN'T FUCKING RELAX AROUND HER, MAKA?
GO ON. YOU'RE THE FUCKING SMART ONE.
NO CLUE? HERE'S A FUCKING HINT.
I LIKE HER.

Edited 2012-01-28 05:37 (UTC)

Oh, well isn't THAT just rich. Bloody Karkat Vantas the romance guru can't even tell a girl that he likes her, he just has to make it all the worse for himself and possibly her.

You're probably going to make her cry someday, you know that. Then you'll be just as big of an arsehole as all the other men I know.

HEY, ORGANIZING EVERYONE ELSE'S FUCKING LOVE LIFE IS DIFFERENT. I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING SURE WHAT THE HELL IT IS I FEEL FOR HER.
OH LIKE YOU'RE ONE TO TALK. YOU KEEP PUSHING MEN AWAY AND YOU'RE GOING TO END UP JUST AS FUCKING LONELY AS I WILL BE.
MAYBE WE CAN HAVE A FUCKING PITY PARTY WHEN WE'RE OLDER OR SOME SHIT, BUT I WON'T BE SAYING THANKS FOR THE FUCKING INVITATION.
DO YOU KNOW WHY KID FOUGHT THAT PRICK GALEN? TO PROTECT YOU, THAT'S WHY. HE'S A STAND UP GUY, MAKA, AND YOU'RE FUCKING PUSHING HIM AWAY.

He did not. He did it because he's an idiot with this stupid justice complex and he lost his temper, it didn't have anything to do with me at all.

He knows I can protect myself.

I'm never talking to him again.

HE DID. I TALKED TO HIM. IF YOU WANT TO BLAME SOMEONE, IT WAS MY FAULT THE WHOLE THING STARTED.
THERE'S THIS THING GUYS DO FOR GIRLS, MAKA. IT'S CALLED CHIVALRY. IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.
FRIENDS DO IT FOR EACH OTHER TOO.

MAYBE I AM FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS A BIT TOO MUCH, BUT I CAN'T DO THIS WHOLE ROMANCE THING LIKE I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE I CAN.
ALL I CAN DO IS OFFER ADVICE TO OTHERS AND TRUST ME WHEN I SAY THIS.
YOU'LL MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF YOUR LIFE BY NOT TALKING TO HIM AGAIN.

Edited 2012-01-28 06:11 (UTC)

[There's a long pause before a reply even shows up, though strange streaks appear across the pages.]

it's a good thing you don't run my life then isn't it

[Shit she's crying. Way to go, Vantas.]

...YEAH. OTHERWISE YOU'D BE A FUCKING SCREW UP LIKE ME.

You're not a screw up. You have someone that cares about you, you should just forget about what everyone else is doing and be with her.

You don't get moments like that much when you're older. The screw ups stick.

I'M NOT SURE SHE CARES ABOUT ME THAT WAY.
I'M SURE YOU HAVEN'T SCREWED UP AS MUCH AS I HAVE, MAKA.

You don't know that, if she doesn't now, she might later. You guys are only in your third year, it might happen ages from now.

THERE MIGHTN'T BE A LATER.

How is it that you can convince yourself that Kid and I have any sort of chance at a relationship but you and Jade don't?

BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I FUCKING WORK.
EVERYONE ELSE DESERVES A FUCKING HAPPY ENDING EXCEPT ME, BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING BULGESUCKING SHITSTAIN THAT'S TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING COWARD.
AND I NEVER FUCKING SAID IT WAS JADE.

I guess not.

But if we're drawing the close friend equals viable relationship comparisons, it may as well be that girl. She's always around you and I haven't seen her on this entry yet.

OKAY FINE.
SHE MADE ME PROMISE TO TAKE HER FOR BUTTERBEER NEXT HOGSMEADE WEEKEND AS AN APOLOGY.
AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS VALENTINE'S WEEKEND AND FLIPPED MY SHIT.

Put your shit back in its place.

You'll be fine.

ONLY IF YOU PROMISE TO MAKE UP WITH KID.

...I'll see what I can do.

Don't expect anything right away, though.

HEY, I KNOW HOW YOU GUYS WORK.
I WON'T EXPECT ANYTHING UNTIL LIKE A WEEK FROM NOW.

TWO ♋ FILTERED from JADE HARLEY

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