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[selfhatred]

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME NEXT HOGSMEADE WEEKEND WAS FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY WEEKEND???

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[Filtered away from Stephen]

[instantdrama]

[Inkblots]

It's what?

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[selfhatred]

IT'S VALENTINE'S DAY.

MOTHER FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY.

[all the filters ALL OF THEM!!]

[instantdrama]

Oh my god, you've gotta be kidding me. Please tell me you saw the date wrong. Are you sure it's not the 13th? The 15th? Is it seriously, actually on Valentine's day?

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[selfhatred]

I THOUGHT I DID, BUT I DOUBLE CHECKED. IT MIGHT BE ON TUESDAY BUT IT'S STILL VALENTINE'S DAY WEEKEND.
YOU KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME KIND OF FUCKING DIPSHIT EXCUSE FOR THE TEACHERS TO MAKE IT HAPPEN ANYWAY.

[all the filters ALL OF THEM!!]

[instantdrama]

This is so screwed up. I don't even know what to do now! Why didn't I think to check the dates? I forgot it was even coming up. God, I should've known, I shouldn't have- Damn it!

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[kid8dik]

Does that make a difference?

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[selfhatred]

OF COURSE IT DOES!

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[kid8dik]

There would be more crowds, I suppose.

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[selfhatred]

NOT JUST THAT, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.
IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING AWKWARD AS HELL OUT THERE.

[Let's just assume this is filtered to keep Jade AND Kid out :V]

[couragecore]

So what if it's on that weekend?

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[selfhatred]

IT'S GONNA BE FUCKING AWKWARD IS WHAT.
I HAVE A BUTTERBEER DATE APOLOGY WITH JADE TO KEEP.
IT IS GOING TO BE SO. FUCKING. AWKWARD.

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[couragecore]

...So?

It sounds like the only person that's making it awkward here is you. I doubt your friend really cares about what date it falls on.

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[selfhatred]

THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL IT WON'T BE FUCKING AWKWARD FOR BOTH OF US.
JADE MIGHT BE OBLIVIOUS SOMETIMES BUT THERE'S NO FUCKING WAY SHE CAN'T IGNORE THE COUPLES THAT'LL BE HAVING SLOPPY MAKEOUTS WHEREVER WE GO.
NUMBER ONE RULE OF ROMCOMS, MAKA. SHIT IS ALWAYS AWKWARD. NO MATTER WHAT IT FUCKING IS.

Filter, what filter?

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Are we pretending you actually have a d8????????

well he's going to filter it

[selfhatred]

AS A MATTER OF FACT, SPIDERBITCH, YES. I DO.

and she isn't...

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Riiiiiiiight!
You know, you can't 8ring a MIRROR around with you, since that's the only person I can imagine would put up with you for more than 8 minutes!

this is going to look so weird to other people

[selfhatred]

WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE ALL BREAK MIRRORS LIKE YOU DO, SERKET.
I'D OFFER TO CONSOLE YOU WHILE YOU CRY BUT I ALREADY HAVE PLANS.

[mo_cara]

wOaH, rEaLlY?
cOnGrAtUmOtHeRfUcKiNlAtIoNs!

[selfhatred]

THERE'S NOTHING FUCKING CONGRATULATORY ABOUT IT, GAM.

[mo_cara]

aIn'T tHaT lIkE yOuR fAvOuRiTe MoThErFuCkIn DaY?
aLl OuT wItH tHe GiRl YoU bE cRuShInG oN?

[selfhatred]

NO, IT'S NOT MY FAVOURITE FUCKING DAY. IT SUCKS.
IT'S GOING TO BE FUCKING AWKWARD, I KNOW IT.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhat
is this a serious question kar howw the fuck didnt you knoww that

[selfhatred]

IF IT WASN'T A SERIOUS FUCKING QUESTION WHY WOULD I BE ASKING IT?
AND I DON'T FUCKING KNOW. I DIDN'T CHECK THE FUCKING DATES.

[yerawwizarderi]

ok i recognize youre bein serious i wwas just expressin a little incredulity
more than a little ill be honest
i thought youd knoww youre all ovver that kind a thing normally
anything remotely pertainin to romance youre practically a fuckin grimoire or somethin on the subject

[selfhatred]

USUALLY I HAVE THEM CIRCLED AND I'M ALL BOOKED OUT WITH RELATIONSHIP ADVICE BUT THIS YEAR'S FUCKING DIFFERENT.
I DIDN'T REALLY NOTICE UNTIL SOMEONE POINTED IT OUT TO ME.
I GUESS I'VE BEEN DISTRACTED BY SHIT.