TWO ♋ FILTERED from JADE HARLEY

[selfhatred]

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME NEXT HOGSMEADE WEEKEND WAS FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY WEEKEND???

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and she isn't...

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Riiiiiiiight!
You know, you can't 8ring a MIRROR around with you, since that's the only person I can imagine would put up with you for more than 8 minutes!

this is going to look so weird to other people

[selfhatred]

WELL IT'S NOT LIKE WE ALL BREAK MIRRORS LIKE YOU DO, SERKET.
I'D OFFER TO CONSOLE YOU WHILE YOU CRY BUT I ALREADY HAVE PLANS.

YEP lol

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

Me, cry over anything remotely rel8ted to you? Please, don't flatter yourself!
Someone must really pity your existence, 8ut I'm still du8ious.

[selfhatred]

OH NO. THIS IS ME NOT GIVING A SHIT.
IT'S NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS ANYWAY, SERKET.

[bluhbluhhugewitch]

O8viously it is if I can see it! Just 8e honest, you want my expert advice.
Too 8ad your pathetic excuse for a romantic life really isn't anything I want to w8ste more time on. I'd normally say "good luck", 8ecause you'll need it, 8ut some of us just happen to have it all.