BECAUSE THAT'S THE WAY I FUCKING WORK. EVERYONE ELSE DESERVES A FUCKING HAPPY ENDING EXCEPT ME, BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING BULGESUCKING SHITSTAIN THAT'S TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING COWARD. AND I NEVER FUCKING SAID IT WAS JADE.
But if we're drawing the close friend equals viable relationship comparisons, it may as well be that girl. She's always around you and I haven't seen her on this entry yet.
OKAY FINE. SHE MADE ME PROMISE TO TAKE HER FOR BUTTERBEER NEXT HOGSMEADE WEEKEND AS AN APOLOGY. AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS VALENTINE'S WEEKEND AND FLIPPED MY SHIT.
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EVERYONE ELSE DESERVES A FUCKING HAPPY ENDING EXCEPT ME, BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING BULGESUCKING SHITSTAIN THAT'S TOO MUCH OF A FUCKING COWARD.
AND I NEVER FUCKING SAID IT WAS JADE.
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But if we're drawing the close friend equals viable relationship comparisons, it may as well be that girl. She's always around you and I haven't seen her on this entry yet.
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SHE MADE ME PROMISE TO TAKE HER FOR BUTTERBEER NEXT HOGSMEADE WEEKEND AS AN APOLOGY.
AND THEN I REALIZED IT WAS VALENTINE'S WEEKEND AND FLIPPED MY SHIT.
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You'll be fine.
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Don't expect anything right away, though.
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I WON'T EXPECT ANYTHING UNTIL LIKE A WEEK FROM NOW.