TWO ♋ FILTERED from JADE HARLEY

[selfhatred]

WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME NEXT HOGSMEADE WEEKEND WAS FUCKING VALENTINE'S DAY WEEKEND???

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[selfhatred]

USUALLY I HAVE THEM CIRCLED AND I'M ALL BOOKED OUT WITH RELATIONSHIP ADVICE BUT THIS YEAR'S FUCKING DIFFERENT.
I DIDN'T REALLY NOTICE UNTIL SOMEONE POINTED IT OUT TO ME.
I GUESS I'VE BEEN DISTRACTED BY SHIT.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwhy
wwhats up

[selfhatred]

SHIT.
A LOT OF SHIT.
SO MUCH SHIT THE CEILING FAN IS CLOGGED.

[yerawwizarderi]

ok im goin to be an understandin friend here and ignore the fact i havvent got a fuckin clue wwhat a ceilin fan is
uh wwhat wwould you say in a time like this
that sounds
complicated
wwhat kind a shit are wwe talkin about here

[selfhatred]

KID AND MAREK PLAYED ACCIO TUG OF WAR WITH MY JOURNAL
I MADE MAKA CRY
I HAVE A FUCKING DATE WITH JADE HARLEY ON VALENTINE'S WEEKEND.
YOU KNOW. THE USUAL SHIT.

[yerawwizarderi]

holy shit kar evven i havvent done that
been slapped by maka yeah but cry nevver wwhat the hell did you do
and wwhen you say date wwhat are wwe talkin about here

[selfhatred]

SHE GOT INTO AN ARGUMENT WITH KID OVER THAT WHOLE UNAUTHORIZED DUELING SHITSTICK AND SAID SHE WAS NEVER SPEAKING TO HIM AGAIN
I TRIED TO MAKE A POINT THAT SHE'D BE MAKING THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF HER FUCKING LIFE AND ENDED UP MAKING HER CRY.
I MEAN WE HAVE A BUTTERBEER DATE. SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T THINK OF IT LIKE THAT BUT NOW THAT I FUCKING KNOW IT'S VALENTINE'S WEEKEND THAT'S ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT.

[yerawwizarderi]

oh yeah that
wwait are you sayin that wwas a mistake
its not like that betwween you and her
cause ivve been tryin to get her attention so thats a fuckin relief i dont got to wworry about competin wwith you

[selfhatred]

[Wait whut? Time to nip this romance in the bud B|]

PLEASE. LIKE SHE'D GO FOR YOU ANYWAY.
JADE HAS BETTER TASTE THAN YOU OR ME, ERIDAN. THERE'S NO WAY SHE'D DATE EITHER OF US.
YOU'RE BETTER OFF LOOKING SOMEWHERE ELSE.

[yerawwizarderi]

wwwwhat
ok first a all howw wwould you knoww havve you tried askin her
till she says no i got a shot
you really think shes goin to say no