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[opparate]

So lately, I've been thinking a lot about what I should do when I grow up, and I finally decided that I'm going to be a great wizard like Woochi!

Except, without being sealed in a painting for 500 years. I'm going to skip that part of the movie. I'm going find a pretty lady, and I'm going to save the world and rescue artifacts, and defeat the dokkaebi (but I won't kill them; they're funny after all) and everyone will tell the tale of the great Yong Soo to their children and grandchildren!

Yeah, that's my goal.

Comments

[deutschykins]

Well, ah...good luck to you.

[opparate]

Yeah, yeah, thanks! I'll accept your luck, and I'll remember it fondly when I'm saving everyone and rescuing the pieces of the pipe!

[deutschykins]

Pieces of the pipe? I don't...understand why there's a pipe in pieces that needs rescuing, but if that's your goal far be it from me to question you.

[opparate]

Yes, pieces of pipe! It's to keep the world safe. It's a very important job, you know.

[taiwand]

Five points from Ravenclaw!

[opparate]

You can't take points from my house!!

Ten from Gryffindor!!!

[taiwand]

Teacher says your goal is too ridiculous, so I'm taking points away from you as his substitute, you know.

Fifteen from Ravenclaw.

[opparate]

It isn't too ridiculous!! You're just jealous of my pretty lady friend from the future, is that it?

[brothor]

Woochi!?

Oh my goodness, he sounds amazing! Good luck to you, that is a tough path to follow!

[opparate]

Yes, Woochi, he's so cool, he shoots arrows while on cars!!

[brothor]

Is he an auror??? What's a car?!

[opparate]

No, he's not really an auror! They brought him out of a painting since he was so cool and he did all this amazing stuff and it was so cool!!!

And, a car is a thing muggles use to get around and they go fast, so fast! Faster than horses!

[brothor]

Oh, I see. [He's disappointed for some reason.]
Will they be able to bring you out of a painting?

Excellent! So they're like a broom?

[opparate]

Of course, they do in the movie!

Sort of! but you can get a lot of people in them and they don't fly.

[brothor]

How will they get you into the painting?

If they do not fly how do they work?

[opparate]

A really cool secret Korean spell, of course!!

It's more like a caridge. It rolls but really really fast!!

[brothor]

How impressive! I would like to see that!

Oh my goodness, I want to see a car as well!

[remembertheroses]

Who is Woochi?

[opparate]

He's a very cool guy from a movie I saw one time!! I want to watch that movie again.

[remembertheroses]

He sounds very cool indeed.

I apologize for my many questions, but who are the dokkaebi?

[opparate]

Dokkaebi are a Korean spirit that I heard stories about when I was little! They're kind of like goblins, except they're not born, they're a transformed home item! And they carry around clubs that can make everything, except they don't make things, they just steal them! And they like to play games, like Korean wrestling, and their hats make them invisible, and they're kind of stupid, but they're really funny!

I don't know if they're real though, but they might be...! I want to find one of them one day, and outsmart him like the old guy and get a lot of money.

[remembertheroses]

They sound like tsukumogami, except they are not goblins but things that become alive after 100 years.

Please be careful. They do not sound like very nice people if they steal things.

[opparate]

They aren't mean, they're just funny! Besides, I'm so smart I can trick them!

[remembertheroses]

Then that is good. If you are that smart, then I think you are cool already. :)

[opparate]

I'm cool, so cool, then!!

[remembertheroses]

You are very cool indeed. You do not need to be Woochi. You can be yourself.

[pomodoroo]

That has got to be the stupidest fucking dream I have ever heard of.

[opparate]

It's a good dream, a great dream! The best one!!

[pomodoroo]

It's the kind of stupid dreams kids have that never come true!

[opparate]

My dreams aren't stupid, and I'm not a kid!!

[pomodoroo]

You're a third year, so you're a kid to me!!

[opparate]

Well you're a jerk to me!!

[pomodoroo]

Only because you're so dumb!! You should try not being so dumb for a change!!

[coffeewithtea]

You're not allowed to skip that part. But don't worry, I'll make sure you don't.

[opparate]

How will you make sure of that? You won't live 500 years!!

[coffeewithtea]

Why not? If you say you can become a great wizard I can totally live for 500 years if I want to.

[opparate]

I'm already a great wizard though! Besides, it's impossible to live 500 years.

[coffeewithtea]

If you say that is impossible than you really aren't a great wizard. Like, have you forgotten about Nicolas Flamel?

[opparate]

Yeah, but you aren't him so you can't!

[coffeewithtea]

But I'll just be like him.

Of course if that fails I can just seal you in a painting for eighty years. But we better get started on that now. I know the perfect painting for you.

[opparate]

I'm not ready!! This is moving too fast!!!!!

[coffeewithtea]

So you lied to me. You're not a great wizard. If you were one you would be ready.