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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-12-22 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not an 'if' thing, it's a 'when' thing. Just you wait, Murdoc, you'll find yourself forced to sit through nearly all of them. At least the good ones.

And he's just going to let that little remark bounce off him, because he has pretty much the best comeback ever to it.]


I'm big where it counts. I'm sure you've noticed.

[And now he's just gonna scoot forward and press himself against Murdoc's back, throwing a leg over him as he does so. Fuck yes spooning.]
plushaeusrumpified: (love but don't want to)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2012-12-28 04:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Of course he's going to judge Bro. That's not something that's ever going to stop, regardless of Disney. Bro will always do things to be judged for. Always.]

I don't mention it that often. [Does he? He tries not to, at least. After the awkwardness of their first time, he's tried not to mention it terribly often. Okay maybe he slips.]

You make it sound like you don't have something to boast about, babe.
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-01-02 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just saying, you don't have anything to be self conscious about.

[He's trying. He's trying really hard to make Murdoc feel better about this. At least he hasn't outright suggested that Murdoc has penis envy. He imagines if he did, it wouldn't end very well.]
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-01-07 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Wow, way to jump to conclusions, Murdoc. In response to the stink eye, he just rolls his eyes and huffs.]

I'm just trying to make you feel good about yourself. Geez. You're the one getting defensive over it.
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[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-01-10 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Fiiine.

[He leans in to meet Murdoc's lips, deciding it best not to push Murdoc's obvious penile issues. This is really nice, though. Being close to him, kissing him. Being the big spoon. He wouldn't trade this moment for anything.

Except a sudden yawn forces him to break the kiss and he moves a hand up to stifle it.]


That is not a thing that just happened, I ain't even tired.
plushaeusrumpified: (rescue team)

[personal profile] plushaeusrumpified 2013-01-12 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
[He really didn't mean to yawn in Murdoc's face- honest. It was a complete and total accident. But hey, at least he doesn't have morning breath, right? It's just Bro breath right now.

He hmmphs in protest at Murdoc's words and has to resist the urge to call him Flower again.]


I'm not- [Fuck it, another yawn.] Fine, g'night, daddy. [He gives Murdoc's hand a squeeze, an amused smile on his face as he closes his eyes. He is tired, and he was totally denying it. Being so close to Murdoc isn't helping matters- it's comforting and warm and something he isn't used to at all. It's a good feeling and it's quickly helping him doze off.]