Six

[brothor]

I HAVE THE MOST IMPRESSIVE BRUISE ON MY CHEST. IT IS A CIRCLE. A PERFECT CIRCLE.

GOOD AIM, FLEMING. MOST IMPRESSIVE!
NO HARD FEELINGS SERKET.

SLYTHERIN, CONGRATULATIONS. GRYFFINDOR, I STILL LOVE YOU.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, not really jealous of the puppy next door routine that you give off. Not really my style.

[brothor]

I thought your style was whatever the ladies enjoyed.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, I'm not really as woman's weekly as you think. I am at least a little picky.

[brothor]

It does not do you any good, does it?

[arrogantalloy]

I'd say it does. I mean I do spend a lot of time with girls you know.

[brothor]

And yet you do not have a girlfriend! What does that say about you?

[arrogantalloy]

I don't have a girlfriend because I don't want a girlfriend. That's what it says about me.

[brothor]

It says that you are incapable of love.

[arrogantalloy]

It doesn't mean that.

[brothor]

Then what is implied by it?

[arrogantalloy]

It means I don't like being tied down. It could mean that.

[brothor]

That sounds as if you are incapable of love. So I am right!

[arrogantalloy]

I am not incapable of love. I can love just fine.

[brothor]

I do not think that you do.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah well, how strongly you think is part of the reason you're not in Ravenclaw.

And last I looked, you are not my butler or therapist, which I don't have for the record. So really, your 'insight' on my life, isn't needed.

[Not that he's becoming defensive at all.]

[brothor]

I thought it was more because my courage and ability to lead place me firmly in Gryffindor. I do not wish to be in Ravenclaw, though I believe there are some very stupid people in your house.

It doesn't need to be needed, I am saying it because it is true.