Six

[brothor]

I HAVE THE MOST IMPRESSIVE BRUISE ON MY CHEST. IT IS A CIRCLE. A PERFECT CIRCLE.

GOOD AIM, FLEMING. MOST IMPRESSIVE!
NO HARD FEELINGS SERKET.

SLYTHERIN, CONGRATULATIONS. GRYFFINDOR, I STILL LOVE YOU.

Comments

[brothor]

A bludger, yes! I am sure it did more damage than you ever could.

[greenteengenius]

You are not taking into account my bite strength.

[brothor]

You say that as if I would allow your mouth to get anywhere near me!

[greenteengenius]

Relax. I doubt you would taste appealing.

[brothor]

Naturally. I am not meant for eating. Besides, biting is poor form in a fight.

[greenteengenius]

I might follow the rules if I knew what they were. As it is, I enjoy defying expectations.

[brothor]

Are you challenging me again, Dox?

[greenteengenius]

What would be the point of fight club if I didn't?

[brothor]

What if I am not interested in the fight club?

[greenteengenius]

Then I would have sorely misjudged you.

[brothor]

There is appeal in the fight club, but I think I should like to settle this on my own terms. The club is supervised, afterall. It would be boring.

[greenteengenius]

So long as you are not running from a challenge. They might no longer welcome you in Gryffindor if you did.

[brothor]

There is absolutely no way I will turn down a fight if that is what you are suggesting. As long as you are not worried about your inevitable loss!

[greenteengenius]

I am only worried about having to listen to you whine over your injuries.

[brothor]

I do not whine! That is an astounding accusation!

[greenteengenius]

Now you're whining about having been called a whiner.

[brothor]

Everything is whining to you!
I could say that you are whining about my whining over you referring to me as a whiner! What then?

[greenteengenius]

Then I have won because you have admitted to whining.

[brothor]

I am not admitting anything! You are the one whining.

[greenteengenius]

This is, in fact, taunting.

[brothor]

I am not taunted!

[greenteengenius]

All right, I believe you.

Now stop whining.

[brothor]

I am not whining, so I shall continue onward acting as I have been.