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[ficklefuckwit]

[There are a lot of inkblots, like Jake is tapping his pen against the paper rapid-fire. Then there's an entire green smear across the page, like he knocked his entire thing of ink over onto it. Finally, there are words.]

Confound it i just cant stop shaking.
Dirk roxy i need to speak with you both posthaste im in a bit of a tizz here.

[He makes an attempt at a filter, but fails splendiforously at it.]

What would be a good halloween costume to pair with a flapper?

Comments

[ficklefuckwit]

Any antagonistic behavior ive experienced from you has been nothing but charming i assure you.
Its refreshing to see a lady willing to call it like it is.
My grandmother was much the same.
Its entirely more appreciated than i know how to articulate properly.
Even without the embarrassment of my current mishap.

[seeringlight]

Ah, I can rest easy. A single breath of relief was made just now.
Your grandmother sounded like a great lady.
You need not be embarrassed. You merely wanted to match me without me knowing. I find it endearing that you wanted to surprise me in such a way.

[ficklefuckwit]

Your sarcasm wounds me.
She was. She was purely wonderful and i miss her every day more than i know how to say.
Well then i suppose id best cut that out shouldnt i.

[seeringlight]

Sometimes you need to grow some thick skin to get around here.
You should. You better shape up.