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[allisnotlost]

first off
wwonderful wwin for the house evven though it is as expected considerin just wwho wwe are so im really not goin to add onto much since theres been such a big uproar about the match anywways and im pretty much just echoin evveryone else so yeah

also
im bored as shit at the moment and thus demand entertainment
so get on it

Comments

[allisnotlost]

[inkblots,,,]

you say that as if its a terrible thing

[plushaeusrumpified]

I never said that, gosh do you always assume the worst in people, too?

Oh wait, that's also a thing that runs in the family.

[allisnotlost]

wwe do not assume the wworst in people
only those wwho havve showwn themselvves to be horrible or otherwwise

[I dont want to talk to you!!! /throws a tantrum]

[plushaeusrumpified]

Whoa, what?

I'm not sure how to feel about the implication there.

[WHAT DID HE DO TO YOU?!]

[allisnotlost]

[BESIDES BEING FRIENDLY WITH MY DAD!!!! GOSH!!! I DONT LIKE IT!!! CRIES!!!]

oh if you think im implyin youre horrible im not
im just sayin thats howw wwe do it

[plushaeusrumpified]

[WOW YOU DRAMA QUEEN!!]

Oh, I see.

Except you kinda did make an assumption there so going with your earlier statement, I'm sure you can see why my brain would make that leap.

Not that I'm trying to argue the point and make you think I'm horrible or anything. I mean, that'd kinda suck.

We ain't really talked since that one time, how's it been going since then?

[allisnotlost]

[ERIDAN AMPORA, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.]

no i wwas just settin facts straight but i see wwhat you wwere gettin at

oh fine fine things havve been goin swwell for me wwhat wwith my big brother joinin the school and other things thatvve been just one experience after another

but hey thats life aint it just tossin up one thing after another

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, you should be careful next time. I mean, if you're not careful you could offend a guy's delicate sensibilities.

Yeah, I can practically see the rays of sunshine you're emitting over your happiness at his presence. I mean Jesus, I think I just went partially blind.

Shit tends to stack up, you got that right.

[allisnotlost]

im sure ill try not to harm your delicate flowwer sensibilities

oh yeah especially considerin howw he just showws up like he did but hey hes here i can fuckin deal wwith him

just like i can deal wwith other shit thats been happenin and all of the newws thats just been spreadin about the journals

[plushaeusrumpified]

I'm the prettiest flower, it's true.

Man I know, right? That came outta nowhere. Now he's here and I bet you're angry cuz he's cramping your style, huh?

[Inkblots.

Well it's finally time to bite the bullet.]

Are you talking about what I think you're talking about or is it some kind of unrelated teenager problem that is none of my business?

[Pleeeeease be an unrelated teenager problem.]

[allisnotlost]

yeah youre about as pretty as a rafflesia

exactly
i had evverythin nice and settled back dowwn and noww hes here and ruinin things for me

[.........gdit.]

depends on wwhat youre thinkin im talkin about

[plushaeusrumpified]

Yeah, so I have no idea what that is but I'm just gonna assume it's the prettiest little flower in the world. That's me.

I can't say I know how you feel, considering my bro was a muggle. But I can imagine it's gotta be balls. Still, you were here first. Take it as an opportunity to prove you're top Ampora.






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Uh. Things.

And stuff.

[allisnotlost]

sure
its the prettiest flowwer evver
pretty enough to smell like rottin flesh

im usin evverythin i can to provve that im the best of the ampora brothers and he wwill not act like he can just showw up and steal my damn spotlight

wwoww thats real fuckin specific

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow yeah, that sounds like my kind of flower definitely. I'm flattered that you'd associate that with me, really.

That's the spirit, bro. Don't let him bring you down, you were here first. You own the place.





[Filtered]

Alright, alright. Fine. I know Murdoc told you some things.

[allisnotlost]

it only seemed fair

[Filtered.

Also inkblots.]

yeah he told me things

howw in the hell did you come up to that assumption
wwhich i am neither confirmin or denyin if you are correct or not

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[plushaeusrumpified]

Because, and I'm about to say something that could probably be taken as really offensive but I really don't mean it that way, you're a lot like Dave. It's just like you both to be all passive aggressive and shit about this kind of thing.

And not even that, but I know damn well enough about you from our first talk to know that this is just the type of thing to rustle your jimmies. Which I guess I really don't blame you for, all things considered?

But dude, I really don't want it to be something that upsets you. It's hard enough on everybody, I don't wanna make it harder.