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first off
wwonderful wwin for the house evven though it is as expected considerin just wwho wwe are so im really not goin to add onto much since theres been such a big uproar about the match anywways and im pretty much just echoin evveryone else so yeah

also
im bored as shit at the moment and thus demand entertainment
so get on it

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jeepers eridan, can you be any more of a square right nowv?
maybe you should hang out vwith your friends instead of being a total ass in front of evweryone.
vwhat am i evwen gonna do vwith you, i svwear.
~~such a damn embarrassment sometimes.~~

i fuckin saww that and youd better shut the hell up because this is howw i do things around here
i could havve been WWAY more of an ass than i wwas and i wwasnt evven BEIN an ass in the first place
also no i dont feel like hangin wwith my friends or else i wwouldnt havve evven made this in the first place

yeah i vwasnt really trying to hide it.
so you make an absolute fool of yourself on a daily basis?
chief, i think you need to get better hobbies, like maybe asking girls out or anything more constructivwe than this.
you vwere being an ass and youre being an evwen bigger one nowv.
or you dont havwe any friends to hang out vwith.

wwell you should havve
or not havve wwritten it at all
fuck off though im not makin a fool outta myself
and i

wwait

did you just call askin girls out a hobby
wwoww cro wwoww

vwhy? i think it servwed its purpose vwell.
eridan, youre blind to your ovwn lameness, its truly a sad condition.

yeah i did. and it is, dont you vwowv me on the account that you arent any good at it.
tell me this, howv many girlfriends havwe you had and howv many do you havwe nowv?
i bet you anything the ansvwer is none and none.

im not blind to my owwn apparent lameness
im fuckin great and you dont knoww

ill wwoww all i wwant to
me not havvin girlfriends or anythin like that doesnt mean shit or that im shit at it because im not
and the answwer might be no and none but for real wwho cares
i dont care
wwhy should you care
~~besides wway to be you dont knoww wwhat i like or not~~

[yeah he's quick to strike that out as thickly as he can]

said the blind person to his ovwn lameness

howv do you figure? if youvwe nevwer had one, then vwhat proof do you got that youre any good? youre lacking experience, and by all signs shovwn, youre a novwice at best, so dont choke on your undeservwed ego there, champ.
you sound like you care.

... but alright, howv about boyfriends, you got any of them?

[Guess who's a quick reader!! This guy]

[WELP.. time to pretend that didn't happen!!!!!]

im not blind to my apparent lameness shovve off
so wwhat if i really dont havve any experience or not
im so fuckin sure the first time someone tries to ask someone out theyre not goin to carry themselvves like they havve no confidence thats howw nothin gets done

and
i mean i wwas just sayin shit im not attracted to guys
so of course itll be zero on that count but i don't care
and i dont care wwhat you think cro

so you admit youre lame.
yeah, vwell, vwell see then, vwhen and if it happens.

so then vwhat? animals? ghosts? inanimate objects?
i mean you vwere implying that i vwas vwrong assuming girls, so vwhat is it eridan? you can tell me, im your brother after all.
and vwho are you kidding, you ALVWAYS care vwhat i think.

i didnt admit anythin
im not lame
shut up

wwell youre alwways throwwin girls around like that i mean
wwhatevver yeah im just attracted to girls theres nothin else id be attracted to especially not guys or anythin like that
uhhh name one example wwhen i cared about your opinion

youre convwincing no one but yourself there, chief.

vwell yeah, girls are things to be attracted to, duh. of course im gonna throwv them around vwhen its concerning something like this.
so you got any crushes then? i could maybe talk to her for you.
though, gotta be honest here, you sound like youre in denial.

you alvways care. you just vwont admit it.

[He actually doesn't know shit, he's just self centered enouggh to actually believe this.]

im sure im convvincin you youre just not admittin to me that youre convvinced

i havve a feelin youre goin to get your ass kicked for some reason before wwinter break sets in
just call it some vvague hunch by the wway youre sayin that
oh no wwhomevver im crushin on at the moment wwill stay betwween myself and my crush there is no wway you wwill get invvolvved because i knoww that wwill turn disastrous
im not in denial shovve it

actually cro youre wwrong i dont care twwo fuckin shits and im admittin that i dont care

nowv thats just some childishness youd do, not me.

oh please, im not the one hitting girls vwhen you should be kissing girls. youll be the one vwith the kicked ass not me
come nowv, eridan, arent vwe bros? like not evwen JUST brothers, but vwere close, vwe can talk about these things. im only looking out for your best interest, after all.

alright, chief, vwhatevwer you say.

Edited 2012-10-27 12:06 (UTC)

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strike out readable, he was in no hurry to scratch that out

RUDE.

NOPE best older brother, deal vwith it.

wworst older bro* ftfy

No I think it was right before, you must be bad at reading.

no youre just dumb

your face is dumb

Your everything is dumb.

triggered.

you trigger me

your existence triggers me

the very thought of you triggers me

you breathing triggers me.