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wow those fireworks were wicked awesome
even if it was cold but thats ok
sal says cold means the holidays are closer!!!!

latula you're coming over xmas right babe
hehehehehehehe

also
can someone let me have some black ink for my homework
im not allowed to write them in yellow and i ran out

Comments

[greaselightning]

[Holy shit, it really honestly takes him a bit to even decipher this... but when he does:]

those firevworks really vwere something, vwerent they?

[helmetdoesnothing]

[... Oh. It's you.]

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[greaselightning]

[:)]

those VWERE pretty groovwy.
so hey, chief, vwhos latula? she your girl or something?

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[greaselightning]

she certainly sounds pretty.
im not surprised a cool cat like you got yourself such a babe.
is she also similarly ret... socially resplendent, like you?

[helmetdoesnothing]

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[greaselightning]

you knowv, you got a presence to you.
you definitely drawv attention to yourself.
lets just say if you vwere in a crovwded room, EVWERYONE vwould notice you.

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[greaselightning]

vwell, if shes as rad and beautiful as you say, maybe ill just havwe to meet this kitten of yours.
you knowv, get to knowv the girl that vwould choose to havwe you as a boyfriend.

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[The next reply takes a while, but when it comes it's written slowly, in quite clear letters.]

D0N7 70UCH H3R Y0U M07H3RFUCK3R

[greaselightning]

VWHOA THERE CHIEF.
vwho said anything about touching her? thats quite the rude accusation dont you think?

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70UCH

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[greaselightning]

earth to captor, are you evwen reading vwhat im vwriting or are you too busy making baseless accusations?
honestly, its a vwonder i evwen am trying to talk to you to begin vwith vwith howv dovwnright rude youre being to me.
i definitely dont need or DESERVWE this.

[FILTER. BECAUSE HE CAN DO THOSE]

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[greaselightning]

you are definitely thickheaded, huh?
listen to me, or i guess calm dovwn and read vwhat i am vwriting before you havwe yourself a hernia.
i nevwer said i vwould touch her, in fact id hate to come betvween you tvwo at all.
im not that kind of guy, i can respect a relationship. so howv about you stop judging me so critically, im pretty sensitivwe to that sort of thing, you knowv.

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[greaselightning]

hold on there, "pal". youre taking something that vwas completely innocent and friendly as something it vwasnt.
dont go ruining that entire thing vwith your avwkvward misinterpretation of a bro-like gesture.
besides, i already said im not gonna touch her, shes yours, friend. i think you need to cool your jets there.

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[greaselightning]

oh please, you totally just misunderstood it vwhich im hardly surprised. vwhat vwith your broken brain and all.
honestly, all of this is so unattractivwe right nowv, its a damn vwonder that this latula girl is evwen interested in you in the slightest.
you must be a vwonder in bed, because your stunning personality couldnt havwe vwon her ovwer.

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[greaselightning]

hey thats really none of your business, and im not going to comment on it (because VWOWV, howv rude of you to try and intrude in on my personal life.)
and i dont think all this cruel judgement is really in order either, vwhen ivwe done nothing but try to be a friend to you, evwen invwited you to greece. but like alvways, my kindness is shovwed in my face.
such is the fate of a sensitivwe, nice, and vway too givwing cat like myself i guess.

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[greaselightning]

oh, so nowv you vwant to be "bros" vwhen it benefits you? howv typical.

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[greaselightning]

ivwe more than extended the olivwe branch of friendship to you, and youvwe all but burned the damn thing vwith your painful rejection.

again i am not commenting on that, because that is SUCH a rude thing to ask.