Mark VIII

[arrogantalloy]

The chances of me getting a turkey the size of Rogers over Thanksgiving is high.

Everyone not American might not get it. But history aside, a turkey the size of non-muscular Gryffindors is really the only reason to celebrate the day.

Please tell me I'm not the only one looking forward to edible monster birds?

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

'Do' isn't the right tense here. 'Did' is the word you're looking for.

Mom was a socialite who did a few muggle awareness projects, made her feel like she was making changes to their lives, I guess.

Dad invented spells for wizards, and technology for Muggles. Our name is bigger in the US but there's things around England that bear the Stark Industries logo.

[arrogantalloy]

It really is. And what ever the past reasons are, Thanksgiving is just a great day to enjoy what you're eating and sometimes the company you're in.

[thesmallesttrickster]

It sounds delightful.

[arrogantalloy]

For the majority, it really is, yeah.

[cantstarvethisfire]

Sorry, I didn't know it was a past tense situation.

[arrogantalloy]

Hey, it's fine. Most people who know are friends, teachers, or the American public. Not really something I expect everyone to know. Not only that but I'm hardly in a minority here what with. You know, happening and all.

And really, my life isn't really all that different without them.

[sixbuckdropout]

O true. Its like its not even English or something.

[arrogantalloy]

You do know that's coming from you and your hand writing, right?

[sixbuckdropout]

I thought we were talking about Sherlock.

[arrogantalloy]

Only because I was saying I have no trouble reading your handwriting because of him.

[cantstarvethisfire]

I'd be surprised if there were some kids here with both parents, especially with any of the ones with wizard parents.

[arrogantalloy]

You know, I've heard there are a few of them out there. This place is just so wacky.

[sixbuckdropout]

Maybe you should send him a thank you card.

[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, don't see that happening. He's smug enough.

[brothor]

Alright. If you are fine with me coming then I will join you. Should I bring anything?

[cantstarvethisfire]

I never tell my mom about the weird things that happen here. I don't know how she would deal or understand them.

[arrogantalloy]

You know. That's probably a good idea. Muggles really can't handle magic a lot of the time, I've found.

[sixbuckdropout]

Then scratch that idea.

[arrogantalloy]

Don't need to scratch it. It was never written down.

[sixbuckdropout]

How efishe effecient thorough of you.

[arrogantalloy]

I do try my best there. I mean, hey? Who doesn't like efficiency?

[arrogantalloy]

Just you and your appetite. So, shouldn't be hard for you.

[sixbuckdropout]

I guess... someone who doesn't.

[brothor]

Not at all! Though it will be difficult if I attempt to skip a meal so as to enjoy this one more.

[dropitlikeitshawk]

So, somewhere between a sparrow and and ostrich.