Mark IX

[arrogantalloy]

I guess there should be congratulations to the pufflehuffs and they're lucky victory against us. But that being said, we have the most impressive entrance to the pitch.

Greg, I am going to hex bits of you turquoise by the way, to avenge my face, you understand that right?

[Filtered from Bruce Banner]

I want to tell you all to vote Bruce for Yule Ball queen. But none of you will go for that.

So I'm going to say vote him for King then.

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

How is your face holding up?

[Filtered]

Why Queen?

[arrogantalloy]

It's still on, so really that's a step in the right direction. But really it's fine. Not even worth going to the infirmary.

[Filter]

Because I voted myself for king. Also, funny. Mostly funny.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

That's good. I went to check for a dislocation and some ice.

[Filter]

Right, I don't know why I asked.

[arrogantalloy]

Not even worth magic relief, huh?

[Flitered]

Hey, I changed it to king. Guy needs to know people like him.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Not as far as I'm concerned.

[Filter]

Does he think that people don't like him?

[arrogantalloy]

And that is how it should be.

[Filter]

He thinks people don't notice him.

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

He's noticeable, maybe not next to you when you're showing off, but others must notice him.


Unless he's got an unrequited crush on someone.

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[arrogantalloy]

I always notice him. So other people notice him.

A crush? Bruce? Well he's never told me about any crush, and calls me an idiot when ever I try and see if he is.

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

He's not glued to your hip all of the time.

If you knew that any of your friends liked someone, you'd make it your business to get it started. Maybe that's why you don't know.

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[arrogantalloy]

I never said he was glued to me, that would just be weird.

Hey, I don't do that, I mean, I've given advice. But that's not trying to help start anything.

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

It would be... I just got done being stuck to Feferi from Hufflepuff.

Good, stick to advice and not stalking people on dates or setting up random encounter dates.

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[arrogantalloy]

Yeah, that was a weird few days. Though. I think Marshall and I made the best of it.

Okay, you can't actually prove that I was actually following you two.

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

Did you two kiss?

I've never been on a date so it certainly doesn't count.

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[arrogantalloy]

Kiss? What? Uh, no, no we did. It was mostly just me walking around with my own theme song guy, really.

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

Aside from the close quarters, your ego must have liked that boost.

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[arrogantalloy]

Well, yeah. After the initial wondering why he kept getting close to me while I tried to walk away.

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

Did you make people pass things to him to give to you?

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[arrogantalloy]

Is there really a point of me answering that question?

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[actuallyspeakslatin]

No, it's just fun seeing you not deny that quirk of yours.

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[arrogantalloy]

Good to know I'm amusing. Why is it fun to see?

[di_intraining]

Grow up Stark, it's just a bruise. You can get something for it from the Healers.

[arrogantalloy]

Grow up? Me? I wasn't the one with a look of feral glee in my eye when I sent an angry ball hurtling towards the opposing teams captain's head.

Now really, in a moment like that, who's being childish?

I'm sure if I ask Sherlock he could come up with numerous conclusions why you would aim for my head.

[di_intraining]

I wasn't aiming for your head, but God knows it needs to be deflated every now and then. I don't like you, but I'd never try to nail you up there on purpose. It's my fault for letting the excitement overtake me; I put in more strength than I really needed when I hit that Bludger at you. So if you'd like an apology, then yes, I'll apologize for losing control of my swing. But what I won't apologize for hurling a Bludger your way when it's part of my job as a Beater. You just happened to hold the Quaffle.

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, so I said I was going to hex you bright colours, and you think I'm actually upset about you grazing my face with a ball?

You're seriously over estimating my ability to be serious.

If I was really worried about my face, I'd have the nurses deal with it.

[filtered]

[greenteengenius]

Bruce is male. Why should you want him as queen?

[filtered]

[arrogantalloy]

Because if he got in for queen it would be funny.

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[greenteengenius]

...how?

[filtered]

[arrogantalloy]

Because he's a guy. And queens are women with crowns.




Or men in dresses and over the top make up and stage names I guess.

Both things Bruce aren't. So it's funny if he as a guy, gets a title of a woman.

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[greenteengenius]

So this is an attempt to emasculate him?

[filtered]

[arrogantalloy]

A pretend attempt yeah. It's meant to be just a laugh.

He knows I don't think he's a girl, or girl-like.

Can I just

Were you raised in a box up until now? Why is what I'm trying to do confusing you?

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[greenteengenius]

Not a box, a forest.

I wasn't aware of the cultural context. Frankly I'm still not sure.

[filtered]

[arrogantalloy]

[There's a long pause before he writes]

Huh.

Just take it as me trying to bother him then.

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[greenteengenius]

Ah. Well I am quite familiar with that.

[Tormenting people is fun!]

[filtered]

[arrogantalloy]

Somehow, I'm not entirely surprised by this.

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[greenteengenius]

I am afraid some people make it easy, and I am known for my genius not my strength of will.

[filtered]

[arrogantalloy]

Well yeah, got to agree with you there.