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[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Hey everybody, it's Feliciano Vargas here with an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, so all of you better pay attention ok? I even used my special ink for this because it's really great news and I want to share it with everybody so that no one gets into any misunderstandings or fights; that would just be bad!

Ok, are you ready? UNO, DUE, TRE...

( Cut for Announcement )

So it's important for everyone to know this so that you won't make advances on my big brother's new girlfriend and I'm sorry to all the cute ladies out there too, but now Lovi's taken!! Don't worry though there are other cute guys and cute girls for everyone else in Hogwarts, so you'll always be able to find someone else, like Ludwig! He's a really cool guy and he knows how to fix things very well, like a few days ago I turned his glasses blue with pink polka dots and he just tapped his wand and TA-DAAA! It was all back to normal! He's also really macho so he'll be able to protect you from danger too, so he's a real big catch!!

Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple!! Remember Lovi you have to tell mamma about your new girlfriend or else she's going to freak out and send you a Howler, and that'd just be plain embarrassing, you know? And don't worry Chia I'm sure you'll find someone eventually, so don't give up ok?

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[edle_gestalt]

[The following comes in at about 7AM.]

26 October

Good Morning! It is not often I am so alert at such an early hour, however: today, I am seventeen. When I return home I can legally drive my father's automobile! If I am lucky, perhaps I will get one of my own.

For now, I will settle for treats. Please leave any sweets you may have for me on my bed, or if you are not in Slytherin then please feel free to respond to arrange a time for me to collect them elsewhere.

I enjoy chocolate. Preferably bold in flavor and not too sugary. Even better if it has taken the form of a baked good.

I do not trust any of you to make Apfelstrudel so please do not attempt it.

Regards,
Roderich

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[candycrabapple]

WELL, NOW THAT OUR THRILLING AND ULTIMATELY POINTLESS LOSS, IS BEHIND US CAN WE NOW TALK ABOUT SOMETHING THAT'S ESSENTIALLY FAR MORE IMPORTANT?

WHICH NOW I THINK ABOUT IT COULD BE PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING BECAUSE LET'S GET THIS FUC CLEAR. THAT MATCH WAS A TOTAL AND COMPLETE FLUKE. IT IS UP THERE IN THE ANNALS OF HISTORY AS ONE OF THOSE 'WELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTED' MOMENTS. AND YOU CAN ALL BE DAMN SURE ISN'T GOING TO EVER HAPPEN AGAIN, ESPECIALLY AGAINST ARROGANT TOE RAGS IN SLYTHERIN.

SO WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT THAT IS SO MUCH MORE INTERESTING?