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[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Hey everybody, it's Feliciano Vargas here with an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, so all of you better pay attention ok? I even used my special ink for this because it's really great news and I want to share it with everybody so that no one gets into any misunderstandings or fights; that would just be bad!

Ok, are you ready? UNO, DUE, TRE...



★·.·´¯`·.·★My Big Brother, Lovino Vargas is going out with the lovely and cute Georgia Nicholson! Congratulazioni fratello!!!!★·.·´¯`·.·★

So it's important for everyone to know this so that you won't make advances on my big brother's new girlfriend and I'm sorry to all the cute ladies out there too, but now Lovi's taken!! Don't worry though there are other cute guys and cute girls for everyone else in Hogwarts, so you'll always be able to find someone else, like Ludwig! He's a really cool guy and he knows how to fix things very well, like a few days ago I turned his glasses blue with pink polka dots and he just tapped his wand and TA-DAAA! It was all back to normal! He's also really macho so he'll be able to protect you from danger too, so he's a real big catch!!

Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple!! Remember Lovi you have to tell mamma about your new girlfriend or else she's going to freak out and send you a Howler, and that'd just be plain embarrassing, you know? And don't worry Chia I'm sure you'll find someone eventually, so don't give up ok?

Comments

[givesyouaboner]

Congratulations to your brother.
Are they going to get married?

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Thank you!
I hope so, I think they look very nice together! Lovi also gave her a good luck scarf for the Quidditch game and it looked like it worked because God must've heard his prayers and helped Georgia win. It is really unlucky for Gryffindor but at least it's good for my big brother and I think it's a sign that they are meant to be together forever!!!

[not_a_vampire]

WHAT

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Ciao Vlad! Are you excited my big brother has finally got a girlfriend!! I saw him giving her a scarf and it was very romantic and I think he must really really like her, so you'll have to help him make sure he gets to keep the girl ok?

[thesmallesttrickster]

That is very exciting for your brother!

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Thank you very much! I think she is his first girlfriend in a very long time, but he's got Italian blood running through him so I'm sure she's deeply in love with him and they'll one day get married and have lots of children and I'll be an uncle!!! I can't wait!

[edle_gestalt]

It is generally the couple's place to make announcements such as these, Feli.

Give them my regards if you see them before I do.

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Really? But he didn't make any announcement about it, so I thought he was just busy because he's in 7th year. Oh well, at least he doesn't need to do it now!!

I'll definitely do that Mr Edelstein!!!

[deutschykins]

Is it official now? Or are you just making assumptions again? I don't think Lovino will be very happy about this either way, so do try to be careful. It would be a shame if you were murdered by your own brother before graduation.

Also, please refrain from advertising me to the girls in school, while their admiration is appreciated I am perfectly capable of surviving without a girlfriend.

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Well, he gave her a scarf and that means he definitely likes her because he was supporting Slytherin over Gryffindor, and he never does that so she must be special to him!! Also, Lovi would never murder me, I did him a good thing so why would he do that? I was just trying to help him!

But Ludwig every man needs a strong woman at his side, and I've never seen you with a girl! A girl can help you feel nice and fluffy and safe and then the two of you can get married and live happily together forever and ever! It's important to find a girl, but don't worry I'll help you out! I've got the Italian charm with me and I'm sure there's someone out there who thinks you're their Prince Charming!

everyone else escape while you can

[pomodoroo]

I AM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU THE NEXT TIME I CAN GET MY HANDS ON YOU.

[not_a_vampire]

IS IT TRUE?!?!?!?!?!?!

Re: everyone else escape while you can

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

EEEEEEHHHHHHHH!!??? PLEASE DON'T HURT ME I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG!!! I WAS JUST LETTING THE WHOLE SCHOOL KNOW SO THAT THEY COULD CONGRATULATE YOU TWO!!!!!

[quixotical]

¡Felicidades!

And ay, don't be so rude to your brother. It was very nice of him to congratulate you so!

Re: everyone else escape while you can

[preussen_blau]

SO LOVI, WHEN ARE THOSE CHURCH BELLS GONNA RING??

Voice; It's like a fucking howler man

[tomatatas]

LOVINO MARIA ROMULUS VARGAS WHAT IS THIS?

[quixotical]

Oh, Lovito has found himself a girlfriend?? How cute!

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Big Brother Tonio, he got her a scarf and supported Slytherin at the Quidditch match because she's the Quidditch captain for Slytherin! She was wearing it during the game too and I think that's a good sign that she likes him as well, I hope Lovi's got a matching scarf too then they can wear them at the same time and it'll look super cute when they cuddle together!!

[opparate]

Where did you get the pen that sparkles? Oh, or is it ink?

[No he doesn't respond to the Lovino thing. Lovino is mean after all!!]

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

It's special ink! My grandpa gave it to me for my birthday but it's really rare so I only use it for super special occasions. Like this one!! It's really cool and sparkly and colourful, I wish I had more!!

[preussen_blau]

Eyyyyy, Lovi has finally got himself a gal! Lovi's gonna get laid tonight!

Oh yeah Feli, good luck trying to get my Bro a partner! I agree that he's a nice catch and he's definitely good with his hands, but he's also super awkward around new people. I mean like, EXTREMELY so. He's getting better since he was able to get some more friends including you, but it still takes some shoving to get him out of the room. Heh, don't get me started on flirting! I've seen him try to flirt before and...lets just say it was a literally "a fish out of water" situation haha!

[pastapasta_i_love_pasta]

Oh, Lovi better not do anything indecent with a girl of else papa and mamma will be very angry!! You can only bed a girl when you've married her, that's just the right thing to do, but I'm sure Lovi will be a gentleman and a good boyfriend so he'll treat her right always!!

Thanks Gilbert, I'll do my best! I think he needs a nice girl, then maybe he'll learn not to be so scary and start smiling a bit more, he's got a reeeeeeeeally nice smile, he should show it more!!

[...voice] 1/...3?

[tomatatas]

WHAT?

[...voice] 2/...3?

[tomatatas]

LOVINO MARIA ROMULUS VARGAS WHAT IS THIS? WHO IS THIS GIRL? DO I KNOW HER? IS SHE GOOD ENOUGH? DOES MADRE AND PADRE KNOW ABOUT THIS? WERE YOU GOING TO EVEN TELL ME?

LMAO FORGIVE MY LATENESS 1/2

[nunganunga_k_o]

[Ohhhhhhhh this is so embarrassing did there really need to be sparkles too?]

[nunganunga_k_o]

OKAY, I molto appreciate your honesty as to my beautosity, but I have only gotten a scarf from him; we are not engaged or anything. Perhaps the HUGE letters with our names is a bit much?