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Hey everybody, it's Feliciano Vargas here with an IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT, so all of you better pay attention ok? I even used my special ink for this because it's really great news and I want to share it with everybody so that no one gets into any misunderstandings or fights; that would just be bad!

Ok, are you ready? UNO, DUE, TRE...

★·.·´¯`·.·★My Big Brother, Lovino Vargas is going out with the lovely and cute Georgia Nicholson! Congratulazioni fratello!!!!★·.·´¯`·.·★

So it's important for everyone to know this so that you won't make advances on my big brother's new girlfriend and I'm sorry to all the cute ladies out there too, but now Lovi's taken!! Don't worry though there are other cute guys and cute girls for everyone else in Hogwarts, so you'll always be able to find someone else, like Ludwig! He's a really cool guy and he knows how to fix things very well, like a few days ago I turned his glasses blue with pink polka dots and he just tapped his wand and TA-DAAA! It was all back to normal! He's also really macho so he'll be able to protect you from danger too, so he's a real big catch!!

Anyway, congratulations to the happy couple!! Remember Lovi you have to tell mamma about your new girlfriend or else she's going to freak out and send you a Howler, and that'd just be plain embarrassing, you know? And don't worry Chia I'm sure you'll find someone eventually, so don't give up ok?