Think about it! You got gifts wrapped up under a tree for days if not weeks, taunting you with the secrets they hold! Then there's the tree itself! Who first thought to throw a bunch of lights and tinkly, wonderfully, beautifully breakable ornaments on it? The general answer (some dead guy) is obvious, but the specifics are lost to time! Mothers and fathers telling lies to rosy-cheeked babies about the world-traveling habits of fat bearded men! When you really dig down deep - deeper than anything, deep all the way down the the MOLTEN CORE of the issue - it's all secrets and lies!!
Also Ladd usually makes it to the main family house and he really gets into tellin' all the great stories of what he's got up to since I last saw him. Yeah. Yeaaaahhh. Christmas is the best!!
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A miserable little pile of secrets!!
Think about it! You got gifts wrapped up under a tree for days if not weeks, taunting you with the secrets they hold! Then there's the tree itself! Who first thought to throw a bunch of lights and tinkly, wonderfully, beautifully breakable ornaments on it? The general answer (some dead guy) is obvious, but the specifics are lost to time! Mothers and fathers telling lies to rosy-cheeked babies about the world-traveling habits of fat bearded men! When you really dig down deep - deeper than anything, deep all the way down the the MOLTEN CORE of the issue - it's all secrets and lies!!
Also Ladd usually makes it to the main family house and he really gets into tellin' all the great stories of what he's got up to since I last saw him. Yeah. Yeaaaahhh. Christmas is the best!!