Getting the kiddies to believe in something, huh? Yeah, I can see that. I can see that clear as anything, clear as a well-lit day! In fact, it's more than that - I KNOW having that as part of a kid's values is important! For instance, I've had an unshakeable belief that my cousin Ladd is the best guy in the world ever since he took me under his wing when I was still just a scrawny little kid. A child's ability to believe is the most important thing in this world!!

Oh but wait just a minute here. What I've got going for me isn't even belief anymore, is it? Belief is thinking something even though there's no proof, yeah? Meanwhile I've got mountains of evidence to support my claim. Forget beliefs! Facts are where it's at!