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[wwistful]

Have pranks gotten more elaborate since my time at school or are students becoming more and more disrespectful.
I don't know who switched all of my clothes around or what your intention was, but changing the size of them is incredibly simple. Men's clothes? Really? If there's a joke there I'm missing the humor of it.

That said, if my clothes aren't returned by the end of the day I will make each and every one of you regret it.

Especially this ma

[Filtered to staff]
It's not often I ask for help with such a strange situation
but
There's a strange man in my room. I've never seen him before and I certainly didn't bring him in here. He's already unarmed but I'm not exactly sure what it is I'm meant to do with him now.
Assistance would be greatly appreciated, because if he wakes up I am going to smother him with a cushion.

[OOC: Murdoc is a lady for this event! Replies will come from wwishful.]

Comments

[wwishful]

[There's plenty of reason to deny it, actually. She doesn't want to become attached to this ass when she has no idea how she'll feel about the one back in her own world. She doubts she'll become endeared to it with the way he's acting, though.

She folds her arms over her chest, turning away from Dirk so he can change without having to worry about her judging him (and so she doesn't get more flustered).]

Nothin' seems right today. [There's the slightest bit of sulk in her tone and she hunches a little to emphasis that, leaning against the doorframe so she can inspect the room.]

You do a damn good job of that whether you're in my bed or not.

[plushaeusrumpified]

[The longer that this goes on, the more... familiar this woman is starting to seem. He didn't want to think it possible, he really didn't. The castle's screwed with them so fucking much that for this to happen? It's fucking annoying. But he's starting to be unable to deny that something is up. That maybe Murdoc hasn't simply just... disappeared. That he's.

Here.

Right fucking here. Because their mannerisms and personality are way too damn similar for this to be any kind of coincidence. But he's obviously not going to say anything about it. Not right now. Not without trying to make absolutely positive that she's him.]

Oh yeah, I totally exist just to be a thorn in your side and a pretty ass in your bed. [An eye roll, even if she can't see it.] And you're fuckin' right about that, a whole lot's off. [Like the fact you have boobs when you shouldn't. Maybe. He's still trying to be in denial on that.]