First beat

[toocoolforthis]

Well, I can't say I've ever been this late to school before.
Unfortunately, I can't claim to be awesome enough to have played hooky for half a year.
Maybe next year.
In the meantime, I'm back.
I'm sure you're all either completely ecstatic or completely disgusted, so please, contain your looks of horror and/or joy.
A simple "Sup, Dirk" will suffice.

Comments

[arrogantalloy]

Let's just keep it between us then, I know how much it hurts for people to realise I don't notice them all.

Do I even want to know what you got up to all this time?

[toocoolforthis]

Thanks ever so.
I'll take solace int he attention you're lavishing me with now.

Well, you can take heart in the fact that there have been no bank robberies or serial killings in the news in the time I've been away.

[arrogantalloy]

You wouldn't be the first. But I'm used to that by now.

Little short for murders don't you think? But hey, I didn't notice drug mule being in the short list of things they can't trace back to you.

[toocoolforthis]

As long as you know how to respond properly to adoring fans, I suppose I can't complain.

You've caught me. I was away earning millions, and then I interrupted the process of gathering an illegal fortune in order to go to school, just as anyone would have done.

[arrogantalloy]

I've been on time magazine before. Believe me I'm the master of small chat and heart warming smiles.

Hey, you never know. It's the best way to throw off any suspicions that the polizia might have by going back to magical British boarding school.

[toocoolforthis]

It's also a good way to drop off the map entirely, considering that the school can't exactly let muggle authorities in.
I'll keept hat in mind for escapades over the summer.

[arrogantalloy]

Well, you do have a point there. This is the best place to hide.

[toocoolforthis]

Hypothetically speaking, of course.