First beat

[toocoolforthis]

Well, I can't say I've ever been this late to school before.
Unfortunately, I can't claim to be awesome enough to have played hooky for half a year.
Maybe next year.
In the meantime, I'm back.
I'm sure you're all either completely ecstatic or completely disgusted, so please, contain your looks of horror and/or joy.
A simple "Sup, Dirk" will suffice.

Comments

[toocoolforthis]

As long as you know how to respond properly to adoring fans, I suppose I can't complain.

You've caught me. I was away earning millions, and then I interrupted the process of gathering an illegal fortune in order to go to school, just as anyone would have done.

[arrogantalloy]

I've been on time magazine before. Believe me I'm the master of small chat and heart warming smiles.

Hey, you never know. It's the best way to throw off any suspicions that the polizia might have by going back to magical British boarding school.

[toocoolforthis]

It's also a good way to drop off the map entirely, considering that the school can't exactly let muggle authorities in.
I'll keept hat in mind for escapades over the summer.

[arrogantalloy]

Well, you do have a point there. This is the best place to hide.

[toocoolforthis]

Hypothetically speaking, of course.