First beat

[toocoolforthis]

Well, I can't say I've ever been this late to school before.
Unfortunately, I can't claim to be awesome enough to have played hooky for half a year.
Maybe next year.
In the meantime, I'm back.
I'm sure you're all either completely ecstatic or completely disgusted, so please, contain your looks of horror and/or joy.
A simple "Sup, Dirk" will suffice.

Comments

[toocoolforthis]

You're welcome to throw a party.
Whether or not I show up to it is a different question entirely.

[bubblingover]

ok i like )(aving parties as muc)( as t)(e next student
but )(ey if you aren't t)(ere for your own party
t)(en t)(at's really lame! D83

[toocoolforthis]

Correction: If I were the one throwing it, my not showing up would be lame.
Because I'm not, I'm absolved of all responsibility to be there.