First beat

[toocoolforthis]

Well, I can't say I've ever been this late to school before.
Unfortunately, I can't claim to be awesome enough to have played hooky for half a year.
Maybe next year.
In the meantime, I'm back.
I'm sure you're all either completely ecstatic or completely disgusted, so please, contain your looks of horror and/or joy.
A simple "Sup, Dirk" will suffice.

Comments

[toocoolforthis]

I'm wondering how you managed to seem about twenty years older in the span of half a year, is all.

Whatever you say, but I can take care of myself.

[In other words, no, he's probably not going to be looking into it.]

[plushaeusrumpified]

What can I say, teaching is just full of wisdom. It really fucking ages you.

Alright, yeah, go ahead and get your independent ass down to the grounds so we can go.

[toocoolforthis]

I'll keep looking for the gray hairs.

Calm your tits, I'll be right there.