First beat

[toocoolforthis]

Well, I can't say I've ever been this late to school before.
Unfortunately, I can't claim to be awesome enough to have played hooky for half a year.
Maybe next year.
In the meantime, I'm back.
I'm sure you're all either completely ecstatic or completely disgusted, so please, contain your looks of horror and/or joy.
A simple "Sup, Dirk" will suffice.

Comments

[strideallknight]

[In some ways, it's terrible to have shades, but mostly it's good to have them.]

No, it was awful and cringe worthy. I think you've been studying too much.

[toocoolforthis]

And you haven't been studying enough. Remember who you're asking for help, little bro.

[strideallknight]

I can't compare to a genius a year older and wiser than I am.

[toocoolforthis]

If you think I'm that awesome, then why are you calling my jokes lame?

[strideallknight]

'Cause that was something I expected from Egbert. Most of your jokes are awesome.

[toocoolforthis]

Ouch, bro, right in the pride.

[strideallknight]

If I didn't get you right in the pride, then you'd never get better. Consider it a welcome back to Hogwarts.

[toocoolforthis]

[Clearly this just calls for ruffling Dave's hair.]

Brat.

[strideallknight]

[jkfelwa Dirk please.]

Takes one to know one.

[toocoolforthis]

[He has to, it's his duty as an elder brother.]

Now who's being lame?

[strideallknight]

I'm stating a fact that you're more bratly than I am.

[toocoolforthis]

You'll need to give evidence, or I won't accept your claim.

[strideallknight]

Right now could be considered brat behavior.

[toocoolforthis]

No, I'm acting like a mature scientist, asking you for data and citations.