First beat

[toocoolforthis]

Well, I can't say I've ever been this late to school before.
Unfortunately, I can't claim to be awesome enough to have played hooky for half a year.
Maybe next year.
In the meantime, I'm back.
I'm sure you're all either completely ecstatic or completely disgusted, so please, contain your looks of horror and/or joy.
A simple "Sup, Dirk" will suffice.

Comments

[toocoolforthis]

[The charm of Jake English is too strong for him to escape that arm. It is simply a law of the universe.]

If something interesting had happened I'm sure Bro would have made me come back to the castle sooner.

[shitknickers]

Well good lord then why did you stay away so long? That's complete horseshit. [He squeezes Dirk's shoulders a bit.] But no matter! That only means that we'll have to make up for lost time.

[toocoolforthis]

Because I wanted to see this thing through to the end, why the hell else would I? I don't give up once I've started.

[shitknickers]

You never have. [A sideways grin.]