06 - filtered to Tony and Herbert

[greenmoonrising]

[Writing is messy and his responses are slow since he's writing blind.]

Hey if you're not too busy could one of you get my second pair of glasses from on top of my drawers for me?

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He kind of smashed my usual pair last night.

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[arrogantalloy]

Uh.

[Looks up at the roof because hey, he's still on his back and it's the best place to look that wont make his cheeks any pinker than they already are.]

Well, when they- ... I mean it was jus- .... There's no way I can make this not sound suspicious is there?

[greenmoonrising]

[Grins.]

Nope. Come on, if you can't tell your friends these things, who can you? Jarvis?

[arrogantalloy]

Okay. Never going to Jarvis about things like that. That's just. So, so wrong.

[He scrunches up his face then looks at Bruce as if he'd eaten a sour sweet.]

But yeah, I guess you have a point.

[greenmoonrising]

So...? [Glances at, writes a few lines and glances back at Tony.]

[arrogantalloy]

So?

[He shifts, sitting up a little.]

What kind of 'so' are you looking for here?

[greenmoonrising]

The so that explains what you thought of the 'twink' porn.

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, "So" it...

[He shrugs.]

I. Okay I watched a couple, and other than the acting leading up to it.

[He rubs the back of his neck feeling really awkward about telling this to Bruce, because he was the reason Tony had been watching them.]

Well it was pretty okay.

[Yeah, he got hot watching it.]

[greenmoonrising]

I'm proud of you for owning up to it. [Chuckles and pats Tony's knee, cheeks a bit pink as he keeps working on his homework and doing his best NOT to think of Tony spanking it while watching twink porn.]

[arrogantalloy]

[He looks at his knee and Bruce's hand and licks his lips again.]

You've done it, yeah?

[greenmoonrising]

Done what?

[Quickly finishes up on Arithmancy problems, kind of wishing they were more difficult.]

[arrogantalloy]

Really? You're going to play the dumb card, now? You know what I mean.

[greenmoonrising]

[Takes a breath and looks up from homework.]

Are you asking if I've ever watched gay porn or if I've ever jerked it while watching porn in general?

... Or are you asking if I'm a virgin?

[Yeah he's pink in the face.]

[arrogantalloy]

[He pauses and thinks for a second.]

Well... All of it now. Yeah. All of it, starting with the virgin question.

[He sits up more now his interest has been triply piqued.]

[greenmoonrising]

[Huffs and rearranges papers in his lap, getting started on Potions homework while ignoring how red his cheeks are getting.]

I've fooled around but never gone the whole way and I've never watched any sort of porn.

[His imagination's brilliant enough not to need badly acted sex-scenes.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Tony frowns, while his own personal double standard comes into play a little. Not that he's even really fooled around, but that's not for lack of trying.]

You've fooled around? With whom?

[greenmoonrising]

[Mutters a name inaudibly and keeps scribbling on his parchment.]

[arrogantalloy]

Okay, didn't catch that.

[Shuffles over close to him, leaning in to Bruce so he can't mumble it again to avoid him hearing.]

Who?

[Hormones can wait. Someone's been touching his Bruce.]

[greenmoonrising]

Doesn't matter. [Shies away, flushing and scribbling away.]

[arrogantalloy]

They were your first. In sort of several areas. So it should be important.

[Trying so hard not to sound annoyed, but he's not sure how well that's happening.]

[greenmoonrising]

[Ducks head and sighs.]

Maxim.

[Scribblescribblescribble]

[arrogantalloy]

[Looks severely unimpressed about this. And thinks Maxim is kind of lucky to have transferred out.]

Oh.

[He sits there having not moved and inch from when he first got close to Bruce on the couch.]

Well he can't count. He barely counts as a solid.

[Now however, he crosses his arms and sulks into the couch, still close to Bruce.]

[greenmoonrising]

[Glances at Tony and sees him sulking.]

Are you pouting just because I've gone further than you? [Blinks.]

[arrogantalloy]

What? No! He probably just guilted you into it. What with you actually being a nice person, you let him feel like he was wroth someone's time. I don't need pity make outs.

[He's pouting that he got with Bruce in general. Of all the things to make out with, Tony was always right there, SO much better looking than Maxim, not to mention just over all better. Okay, so It's taken Tony till now to figure out how he feels. But still... MAXIM?! He kind of wishes it was Herbert.

Or Sherlock.]

[greenmoonrising]

[Scratches back of head, about to say "ACTUALLY I KINDA LIKED IT-" but figures that might not be a good thing to let out, so he just shrugs and resumes writing.]

[arrogantalloy]

[Kissing Tony's better. The. End.]

[Tony just sits there for a bit and continues to sulk.]

I still think you should be sleeping, for the record.

[Mostly said, because the silence he's imposing was getting to him.]