13.5 Smuppets; Filtered to Dave and Cronus

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Filtered to Cronus]

Yo, middle Ampora. Cronus. I got some stuff to discuss with you that might be relevant to a few of your interests, if you have some time to spare. Which is to say, you better have time to spare because chances like this do not come around except once in a lifetime, so you better fucking take advantage of it.

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[Filtered to Dave]

Dave Smuppet Fucker Strider, get your ass over here. I have a proposition for you. Well I guess I should add please.

Please get your ass over here.

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Comments

[strideallknight]

where
i cant magically find you dude the professors dont allow that shit
plus i dont know the spell and id have to look it up
im not really in the mood for research thanks to rhydderichs homework assignment

[plushaeusrumpified]

I meant right here. In this entry. So good job, you got your ass here. And you could always just blow his shit off, it's not like anything bad would happen except maybe a detention or something.

Anyway.

You're single right?

[strideallknight]

i think the only potential spell i could theoretically get away with is using the filtration spell on you
and even then i think id only get a free pass from professor donoghue

yep
i am indeed woefully single
why are we bringing this up

[plushaeusrumpified]

You wouldn't dare filter me. Because if you did, I wouldn't bother doing what I'm planning on doing.

Which is setting you up on a date this V-day.

That's the reason I'm bringing this up.

[strideallknight]

wait what
setting me up
with who

[plushaeusrumpified]

It's a blind date and I can't disclose that information. But you won't be disappointed, he's an A+ kinda guy. You'll get along fucking awesomely. I wouldn't be doin' this if I thought it wouldn't work out. Nah, I'm confident you're both gonna be totally into each other, man.

[strideallknight]

right
if you say so
ill see for myself on valentines day as to whether hes a+ material i guess
where is this date being held at and where am i meeting this dude
also how will i know who im looking for
or even how hell know who hes looking for if i get there early

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow you're overthinking this one, man. Just relax and leave it to me. I'll get it all fuckin' figured out! You think I'd go through the trouble of doing this and just leave you floundering around trying to find him? Nah, I'll make sure you'll both get to where you need to be.

It's a restaurant in Hogsmeade, I'll get you two a booth in the back so you can't be bothered. You just go in and the staff'll have everything covered.