13.5 Smuppets; Filtered to Dave and Cronus

[plushaeusrumpified]

[Filtered to Cronus]

Yo, middle Ampora. Cronus. I got some stuff to discuss with you that might be relevant to a few of your interests, if you have some time to spare. Which is to say, you better have time to spare because chances like this do not come around except once in a lifetime, so you better fucking take advantage of it.

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[Filtered to Dave]

Dave Smuppet Fucker Strider, get your ass over here. I have a proposition for you. Well I guess I should add please.

Please get your ass over here.

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Comments

[plushaeusrumpified]

It's a blind date and I can't disclose that information. But you won't be disappointed, he's an A+ kinda guy. You'll get along fucking awesomely. I wouldn't be doin' this if I thought it wouldn't work out. Nah, I'm confident you're both gonna be totally into each other, man.

[strideallknight]

right
if you say so
ill see for myself on valentines day as to whether hes a+ material i guess
where is this date being held at and where am i meeting this dude
also how will i know who im looking for
or even how hell know who hes looking for if i get there early

[plushaeusrumpified]

Wow you're overthinking this one, man. Just relax and leave it to me. I'll get it all fuckin' figured out! You think I'd go through the trouble of doing this and just leave you floundering around trying to find him? Nah, I'll make sure you'll both get to where you need to be.

It's a restaurant in Hogsmeade, I'll get you two a booth in the back so you can't be bothered. You just go in and the staff'll have everything covered.