sortinghat_rp | 005 ♒ Backdated a hair or two more towards the match

Why not? I mean, I thought it was a pretty amazing game.

Eridan D83
you know you could come and get a )(ug from me, if you want!!
we won't talk about t)(at matc)( at all!
we will make it a t)(ing of t)(e past!

oh you dont knoww HOWW fuckin lucky you wwere

i knoww i knoww i should a done that
and i mean its not like i didnt wwant to but i just
i dont knoww i didnt wwant to bother you

but id like that a lot

YEAH, IF I PLAYED SUCH A SHITASTIC GAME, I WOULDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT EITHER.

AND HERE I THOUGHT THE RAVENDIVAS WERE GOING TO CHOKE AGAIN BEING OH SO CAUGHT UP ON THEIR OWN POINTLESS OVER-EDUCATION IN RIDICULOUS SPELLS. BUT NO, THE EVER MAGNIFICENT AND SNEAKY SLYTHERIN GOT OUT SNEAKED BY AN AMERICAN WUNDERKIND. WAY TO LIVE TO THE STEREOTYPE, DICK DROOLER.

this right here is exactly the kind of shit that i did not wwant to read
i wwanted to avvoid any talk of the match especially since im still in a particularly bad mood about it
but no
no
you decide to go right ahead and scribble dowwn in your grey ink about it

THEN HOW ABOUT NEXT TIME, SPARE YOURSELF A STEM CELL, AND DEVELOP IT INTO A BRAIN CELL SO YOU CAN GET YOURSELF ENOUGH OF A CLUE TO FILTER IT OUT AGAINST ME? BECAUSE HOW FUCKING USELESS COULD YOU FEEL LIKE BEING SEEING AS YOU KNEW, OBSERVANT PEOPLE LIKE MYSELF ARE GOING TO CALL YOU ON YOUR SHITNANIGANS.

BESIDES, YOU WASTE MORE INK THAN I EVER DO.

oh i dont knoww maybe you could havve read the fuckin entry and said "WWOWW MAYBE I SHOULD JUST HEAR OUT ERIS WWORDS AN NOT TALK ABOUT THE FUCKIN MATCH BECAUSE THATS WHAT HE WANTED TO DO SINCE IM THE BEST FRIEND ERI COULD ASK FOR" but instead YOU decide to go that route

and no i dont

WAIT, SO WHEN DID WE START OPERATING ON THIS MAGICAL THEORY OF ME BEING YOUR FRIEND? BECAUSE I DON'T EVER SEE YOU COMING OVER AND TALKING TO ME WHEN I HAPPEN TO BE SITTING BY MYSELF, OR ASKING ME HOW MY FUCKING WEEK HAS BEEN? EVEN GAMZEE CAN MANAGE THAT MUCH AND HE SPENDS MORE TIME OUT OF HIS MIND THAN MOST EVERYONE IN AZKABAN.

YOU WANT ME TO GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR SHITTY LIFE, GIVE ME A REASON TO.

HOW DON'T YOU WASTE MORE INK? I MIGHT RANT MY PALE FRECKLED ARSE OFF, BUT AT LEAST I DON'T WHINE TO EVERYONE WHO GIVES YOU EVEN A SPLIT-SECOND OF TIME.

i mean yeah ivve been meanin to do that more often out of class an all but i mean ivve been busy wwith shit personal and not as personal and i mean ivve admittinly also been givvin some of my friends the cold shoulder
but i mean hell its not like im doin it on purpose for most people
especially not to you
and i mean theres a difference betwween myself and gam and you knoww that

I DO NOT WWHINE TO EVVERYONE WWHO GIVVES ME THE TIME OF DAY

[inkblotsss]

OR AT ALL

OH, YOU WERE, WELL NOW MY TINY HEART IS FLUTTERING BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN MEANING TO. I'LL MAKE SURE TO MARK YOU DOWN FOR BEST FRIEND IN THE WORLD AND SEND IT IT NOW THAT I KNOW YOU WERE 'MEANING TO' NOT BE AN INCONSIDERATE WASTE OF CARBON AND ATTEMPT TO BE THE OXFORD DICTIONARY'S DEFINITION OF A FRIEND.

I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND ME HOLDING MY BREATH WAITING FOR YOU TO STOP ACCIDENTALLY GIVING ME THE COLD SHOULDER ON PURPOSE THEN?

AND YOU KNOW SOMETHING? IF YOU WEREN'T SUCH A FUCKING BABY ABOUT EVERYTHING YOU COULD, I DON'T KNOW, TALK TO YOUR 'FRIENDS' ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS AND EVEN IF THEY CAN'T HELP YOUR SAD EXCUSE FOR A MOBILE GLASSES STAND, THEY COULD AT LEAST BE THERE FOR YOU AND SUPPORT THE SHIT YOUR GOING THROUGH.

AT LEAST THEY WOULD BUT YOU'RE TOO BUSY IGNORING ALL OF THEM, AND LETTING ALL YOUR PETTY WORRIES BUBBLE TO THE SURFACE AND DON'T EVEN *WAIT* FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU THE TIME OF DAY TO WHINE.

[He might not be going the right way about it. But Karkat's at least trying to say he's there for Eridan.]

Yeah, all that forward planing and practice, really made me lucky. And to think I hadn't realised that all the hard work I put into being a captain was luck.

Really? That's what you're going with, luck? You wobbled my broom and I didn't even have the quaffle. I know the balls are hard to manage, but Greg at least managed to get my face, and he was a nice, sweet hufflepuff.

yeah
i realize that wwas a mistake alright
not talkin to my friends is a bad thing i knoww that you dont havve to fuckin rub it in kar

howw dare you fuckin say that to me
you dont knoww the fuckin problems ivve had to deal wwith evven throughout this fuckin year ALONE and i
i just dont wwant anyone to knoww about my problems because i can fuckin deal wwith my owwn problems on my owwn
i dont need anyones help wwith them and i dont need the support

i havve friends but they dont need to knoww this shit

so yeah i knoww ivve probably hurt a lot of people for not talkin about shit but it just feels wweird and stupid as fuck to talk about it or ask for their support or anythin like that

[And he wants to take it! Just... some of the stuff that his dad said to him much earlier and just the way hes kept his outlook on life makes him so hesitant to even think of accepting the gesture.]

WELL LOOK AT THAT, YOU'RE CAPABLE OF ACCEPTING BLAME. I AM ACTUALLY MANAGING TO LOOK VAGUELY SURPRISED. WAIT, NO I ACTUALLY AM KIND OF SURPRISED AT THAT TO BE FAIR.

DON'T YOU 'HOW DARE YOU' ME. OF COURSE I DON'T FUCKING KNOW BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER SAID ANYTHING. AND IF YOU 'ESPECIALLY' DIDN'T MEAN TO GIVE ME THE COLD SHOULDER IT MEANS YOU HAVEN EVEN ENOUGH SEMBLANCE OF SENSE TO CONSIDER ME A FRIEND WORTH KEEPING. WHICH MAKES ME EXACTLY THE KIND OF FRIEND I WAS TALKING ABOUT BEFORE. IF YOU TRUST YOUR FRIENDS THEN YOU CAN FUCKING TALK TO THEM. FRIENDS WONT THINK YOU'RE STUPID FOR TALKING TO THEM ABOUT IT EITHER.

[Not that Karkat can talk he doesn't say a single thing about his family ever, or ever talks about his personal life unless Gamzee drags it out of him.]

WELL, OKAY I WILL. BUT THAT'S ONLY BECAUSE I KNOW YOU'RE ABOUT AS HELPFUL AS A FART IN A BUBBLE BATH.

MaSs Of ChAsMs AiN't ReAlLy My CaN oF fAyGo, BrO, sO i'Ll KeEp It ZiPpEd.
;o)

bot)(er me??
Eridan!
you could never bot)(er me!! never!!
and i know you know t)(is

so i will be t)(ere in a few
just sit tig)(t ok?

I honestly still can't figure out why everyone treats Quidditch like life or death.

chin up sport
it isnt the end of the vworld or anything. its only quidditch.

[Says Cronus who doesn't give a shit about sports.]

thats like sayin its just a failin grade or its just a broken leg
quidditch means a hell of a lot to me cro you dont understand

because its makin yourself look like a great person or a fuckin fool in front of the entire school
so it pretty much IS life or death

8ut it seemed so very exciting.
What was the part you disliked the most, enough to threaten harm to other?

good good
evven though i wwas mainly just tryin to get folks to not just talk about it but
im glad its effectivve for the most part

yeah wwhatevver its not like im not a human or anythin

dont consider yourself special i havve gone to no one else for help that arent from my family and that is a rare thing for me to do evven on that part
i just dont wwant to be knowwn as poor eri wwho needs all the help from evveryone
i dont mean for this i just dont wwant to burden people wwith my fuckin problems or some shit like that i dont knoww
i dont wwant them to think im wweak

oh great im so glad you think im helpful to evven a minute point

i knoww its my fault for thinkin that
ughhh im so fuckin stupid

im not movvin anywwhere i promise

shut up you knoww im not sayin that because of that reason

wwhen you fuckin pull that fakeout bullshit like you did wwhat do you expect for me to do act like you had it but ignored it
no i wwas goin to get it evven if you didnt fuckin havve it i wwasnt goin to chance it

ughhh

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