[There are a lot of stops and starts on the paper, as well as inkblots. Because wow, way too accurate for Karkat to be comfortable with.]

POSTURING? POSTURING?! LIKE YOU COULD IN ANYWAY TALK, SEEING THAT WHEN EVER YOU POST ABOUT SOMETHING, IT'S YOU SHOWING OFF HOW GOD DAMN SMART AND DETACHED YOU ARE FROM BEING AN ACTUAL HUMAN.

ALL YOU KNOW HOW TO DO IS BE AN IMITATION OF WHAT'S REAL.

ME? I AM REAL, REALER THAN YOU WOULD EVER CARE TO FUCKING COME CLOSE TO UNDERSTANDING, AND I ACTUALLY *DO* KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT WHEN IT COMES TO RELATIONSHIPS AND HOW TO MAKE THEM WORK.