[John doesn't even try not to scowl.]

Yeah, saying I'm a decent height for a woman might mean something if I were, y'know, a woman. And just keep on rubbing in how tall and cool you've grown to look, thanks. If all that was your attempt at consolation, you're unbelievably crap at it.

... no, wait, this is you we're talking about. You're all-too-believably crap at it.