Second Beat

[toocoolforthis]

A public service announcement, since it seems that all of you are extremely in need of the reminder:
There is less than a month left of school.
(You're welcome.)

To be precise, there are twenty-three days left. Slightly more than three weeks. Only seven of those are exams, so approximately 30% of our remaining days will be spent in torture.
In terms of hours, it's even less. 23 days is 552 hours. There are 40 total hours of exams remaining. Comparatively, that means 7% of our time, and all of it before the end of May.
I could compare that to the amount of time in your lifespan, or that the universe has existed, but I don't want to write that many fucking decimals.
It will be over soon. Don't give yourselves aneurysms.

Comments

[stubbornskeptic]

Hoo hoo, that does put a lot of it into perspective, doesn't it?
Too bad these tests are important enough to leak into the rest of those numbers.
Just like an overfilled cupcake pan. :B

[shitknickers]

Youre doing this on purpose arent you.

[truestsciences]

im not sure if youre tryin to inspire existential despair or get people to calm dowwn
congratulations

[starspangledavenger]

Oddly comforting, were it not also informing me that there is less time than I realized til exams.

[actuallyspeakslatin]

Have you had enough of the first, fifth and seventh years freaking out?

[fleurdelamour]

I am almost tempted to award you five points simply for your sheer ability to calculate with such accuracy the amount of time left to school and all of its variables.

You certainly seem to care about your classmates, petit Strider. How nice of you to attempt to calm them down.

[strideallknight]

man its like i suddenly remember you actually have a hardon for math
just one of those things that you forget is a thing until you find a way to mention it and then its like oh yeah my brother has a math fetish
all a guys gotta do is start spewing algorithms theorems and all that to have you swooning
that or robotics and engineering
also ty for reminding me that exams are a thing
totally needed that

[streetsmarts]

What are you meant to be, a human calendar?