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[yourseoulmate]

I know it can be difficult to eat properly this month, what with Valentine's Day around the corner. This is especially true if you're a stunning eligible bachelor like me, and your raw animal magnetism makes girls heap pounds of chocolate at your feet.

So just as a little reminder about healthy habits, I've made an illustration highlighting some of the most nutritious food groups, complete with some of the best examples of each! Consider it a little Prefect pro-tip~.



[ooc: Plurk's fault. Blame plurk.]

Comments

[styxiedust]

Hmm...that's quite nice, but where's the dairy?

[yourseoulmate]

Dairy is overrated! And a lot of people can't tolerate it, so there.

[styxiedust]

Is that the cry of a lactose intolerance-afflicted beast? I think so! Dairy's quite important, it makes you taller!

Besides there are lots of alternatives sans the lactose that's so terribly hard to digest.

gawd i miss my edit function

[yourseoulmate]

H-hey! I never said I was lactose intolerant, okay? Just... a lot of Asians are! And my heart is with my people, Botan. Plus I'm already pretty tall!

Gross lactose free milk doesn't count. I'm 90% sure that stuff is just white paint anyway.

[styxiedust]

Yancy...what do you think I am?

I'll give you a hint: it's not animal, vegetable or mineral.

[yourseoulmate]

Not animal, vegetable or mineral...?

... are you trying to tell me that you're made of cheese?

[styxiedust]

No silly, the moon is made of cheese.

But you're close!

I was just saying you don't have to tell me about what Asians are, I know all about it. ♥

[yourseoulmate]

I guess the moon can be made of cheese, as long as there's a rabbit pounding tteok up there.

And sorry, I forget sometimes! In that case, my heart's with you too, even if you dodged the lactose bullet that hits so many of us.

[styxiedust]

I didn't dodge it.

I just take that bullet.

Because I can't be tamed.

[fuckilovebooks]

Your nutrition chart seems a bit... lacking.

[yourseoulmate]

Note that I never said my chart was exhaustive! It's just a selection of the best-of-the-best for each category.

[fuckilovebooks]

Also, I'm pretty sure fried fish is not a vegetable.

[yourseoulmate]

Well, I'm pretty sure it is! I take it you've never seen a fried fish tree, then?

[fuckilovebooks]

That's because they don't exist.

[yourseoulmate]

Spoken like someone who's never felt the joy of standing in a fried fish orchard at harvest-time.

[fuckilovebooks]

Do lines like that even work on first years?

Aside from that, obviously, even if fish grew on trees, that would make them a fruit, NOT a vegetable.

[thatscalledsokkastyle]

Dude, fish is meat.

[YES. THAT IS THE ONLY THING THAT BOTHERS HIM HERE.]

[fashioneighsta]

I do hope you have no plans to multiply your food.

[lookupforme]

Oh wow, those all look so lovely.