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[silenceinthelibrary]

Oi, listen up you lot! I'm your new librarian, and the name's Donna Noble. Well, I guess I should say your new temporary librarian. The old one is taking a vacation and nobody's sure when she'll be back, and I needed a job so I'm filling in.

I want to start by saying that I'm not as much of a hardass as your last one (sorry dear, I know you're probably gonna be reading this when you ever come back. No offense.), but that does not mean I won't hesitate to punish you if you damage a book.

So that means I don't want any stains, rips, dog ears or nothing. If I see anything like that, I'll have your head. If only because I know that when the old bat (again, sorry love,) comes back, she'll have my head if I slacked off.

What I'm trying to say is, you respect me and my new domain and we'll get along splendid, yea? I can and will ban anyone from the library who mouths of, got it? And just because I'm only a librarian don't mean I can't take away points either, keep that in mind. And I can give'em too, so I expect all of you to be sucking up already. I really like sugar quills, by the way.

Comments

[donutsanddestiny]

Sugar quills? Excellent taste, Madam Noble. But don't expect me to share mine.

Melvin McGrath.

[silenceinthelibrary]

I think you meant 'cheeky brat', but I suppose Melvin McGrath's close enough.

[fashioneighsta]

Do people do that to library books? Even Sweetie Belle knows better than that most of the time...

[silenceinthelibrary]

You might be surprised what people are capable of doing to books. I mean just look what they're capable of doing to people, after all.

Is Sweetie Bell someone I should be keeping an eye out for?

[fashioneighsta]

I should hope not! She knows very well that her sister -- er, that would be me -- does not approve of any of her messes, even if they are not in my room.

If she does give you any trouble, please do notify me.

[nothanks_bro]

Teachers are allowed to just up and take vacations?

[silenceinthelibrary]

When you've got me as backup, I'd imagine they might let the woman do anything.

[nothanks_bro]

I'll have to keep that in mind.