[Spelled private to Tavros Nitram]

[mo_cara]

wHaT's ThIs AbOuT a MoThErFuCkIn DuEl, BrO?

Comments

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

i MADE IT, uHH, pRIVATE FOR A REASON,,,

hE INSULTED YOU AND, i COULDN'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THAT,

[mo_cara]

So YoU'rE gOiNg To MoThErFuCkIn DuEl HiM?
tHaT pIeCe Of ShIt Is AlWaYs InSuLtInG mE.
hE DoN't GeT iT.
AND HE IS NOT MOTHERFUCKIN ALLOWED TO HURT YOU.

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

yEAH, i AM,
uHHH, iN THE GREAT HALL TOMORROW NIGHT, aT DINNER,
wHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE HIM, uHH, gET HIS ASS HANDED TO HIM,
rIGHT THERE ON A SILVER PLATTER,,, oR MAYBE THEY'RE GOLD, uH, i CAN"T REMEMBER,

yOU ALWAYS STAND UP FOR ME, sO, i JUST WANT TO RETURN THE FAVOUR FOR ONCE, aND IF THAT MEANS, uH, sTANDING UP TO STRIDER, tHEN i'LL DO WHATEVER IT TAKES,

[mo_cara]

ThAt DoN't MeAn YoU hAvE tO mOtHeRfUcKiN fIgHt.
YoU aIn'T eVeN iN tHe MoThErFuCkIn DuElLiNg ClUb, ArE yOu?
AnYwAy, YoU'lL gEt DeTeNtIoN iF yOu Do It In ThE gReAt HaLl.

[And it means Gamzee can't IMMEDIATELY retaliate for any damage done to his bro.]

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wHOA, uHHH, wAIT JUST A MINUTE,
yOU THOUGHT,,, tHAT WE WERE GOING TO, dUEL WITH, uH, mAGIC,
gAMZEE, wE'RE HAVING A RAP BATTLE,

[mo_cara]

[long pause ... ink blot]

WeLl, ShIt, MoThErFuCkEr, WhY dId No OnE aLl Be TeLlInG mE tHiS?
dAmN, bRo!
In ThAt CaSe, I aIn'T gOt NoThInG tO bE wOrRyInG aBoUt!

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

wOW, sO,,, wHEN DAVE TOLD YOU, hE, uHHH, fORGOT TO MENTION THAT LITTLE DETAIL,
OF COURSE HE DID,

hE'S GOING TO, uH, wISH HE'D NEVER SAID ANYTHING BAD ABOUT YOU,

[mo_cara]

YoU aLl Be SwOoPiNg In LiKe A mOtHeRfUcKiN kNiGhT iN sHiNy ArMoR tO mY rEsCuE, hUh?
;o)

[i_bullieve_i_can_fly]

uHHH, lIKE i TOLD DAVE WHEN HE CALLED ME A WHITE KNIGHT, i DON'T HAVE A HORSE,
bUT i GUESS, mAYBE, iF YOU IMAGINE MY HORSE IS MADE OF, uH, rHYMES,
oR i SUPPOSE MY CHAIR COULD BE A HORSE, fOR THIS SCENARIO,

[mo_cara]

yOu CaN mOtHeRfUcKiN tAkE oFf On ThOsE rHyMeS, tHeY bE sO fLy.
YoU cAn GeT hIgHeR tHaN a KiTe, ThEy Be So DoPe.
BuT i GuEsS rIdInG yOuR cHaIr WoUlD bE pReTtY sWeEt, ToO!