Seventy-one

[couragecore]

Pretty good match, everyone.

I wasn't watching it or anything, but I could sure hear the commentary all the way in the library.

It looks like I'm going to have to cast a censoring spell on our announcer until he learns to control himself.

Comments

[selfhatred]

NEWS FLASH, I'M FROM █████ AMERICA.
I'VE GOT EVERY █████ RIGHT TO--
WAIT
WHAT THE █████

[couragecore]

Problem, Karkat?

[selfhatred]

█████ YOU, YOU █████ █████.
THERE'S NO █████ WAY THIS █████ IS █████ LEGAL!

[couragecore]

You're 13 and you're in school, not a bloody prison, don't you be talking to me about legality.

Look, it's temporary, if you want I can tweak it so it's only in effect when you're announcing Quidditch matches.

[selfhatred]

LIKE I GOT THROUGH TELLING MY UNCLE YESTERDAY, I'M A █████ ADULT. I'M NOT THIRTEEN, NEVER HAVE BEEN.

IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?

[couragecore]

Are you doubting me? Because it seems like you're doubting me.

[selfhatred]

I NEVER SAID I WAS DOUBTING YOU. JESUS.

[couragecore]

I think I'll leave it for a while, give you some time to think about what you've done.

[selfhatred]

I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS PLACE WASN'T A █████ JAIL.

[couragecore]

I did. And it's not.

It's an institution which prepares you to be an adult in the adult Wizarding World.