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[centaurstestes]

D --> I was originally glad to be back from the Easter Holidays, but now, I wish I was back home again
D --> Or, once again, that I was at Durmstrang where I tr001y belong
D --> Or really, anyplace far away from the inf100ence of all these awful muggleborns and halfb100ds would be nice

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Comments

[centaurstestes]

D --> You don't know anything about art, do you

[selfhatred]

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE TWO SHITS?

[centaurstestes]

D --> No, but your face quite resembles it

[selfhatred]

OOH BURN. DID YOU THINK THAT UP WHILE YOU WERE BEING FUCKED BY A CENTAUR THIS MORNING?

[centaurstestes]

[There is no reply. Mostly because Equius is just sitting there, blushing, and kind of wishing he had encountered a centaur this morning. Whoops]

[selfhatred]

[And he takes the no reply as to mean exactly that.]

GROSS, ZAHHAK.
FUCKING GROSS.

[centaurstestes]

D --> Shut up
D --> You said it first

[selfhatred]

I WASN'T THE ONE ACTUALLY IMAGINING IT HAPPEN.






























YOU HAVE A BONER NOW, DON'T YOU?

[centaurstestes]

NO

[yes]

D --> That is abso100tely disgusting
D --> I canter believe you'd even imply such things
D --> Or that you would even consider the state of my arousal
D --> I do not know which is horse
D --> I mean worse
D --> Stop thinking about my nethers at once

[selfhatred]

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.
I'M NOT THINKING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING HORSE DICK.
WHY THE FUCK WOULD I?
IT'S GROSS AND DISGUSTING AND
UGH I NEED A FUCKING SHOWER.

[centaurstestes]

D --> If you weren't thinking about it, you wouldn't be talking about it
D --> Why am I even talking about it
D --> This is so 100d
D --> Don't go to the showers, I am going there myself