Two Basslines

[shaddup]

i just wanted to say a quick thank you to everyone who left their eggs on ledges and near windows
i havent laughed that hard in yeeeeeears
incidentally they taste fantastic with bacon despite being stuffed to the brim with cotton

oh
and

у вас є гарна дупа
хочу підключити коли-небудь
У мене є величезна качка

Comments

[clockspinner]

cool story bro

[shaddup]

it's a fantastic bed time story for the kids yes

[clockspinner]

im going to take a wild guess and assume that гарна has nothing to do with rap
which is a shame because you might actually be cool if it did

[shaddup]

i like to imagine im a helluva lot cooler than a white kid who raps but hey
ive been wrong before
and no it was something on the raunchier side of ukrainian language

[clockspinner]

wow racist are you saying white kids cant rap

cool i always wanted to know how to insult people in russian

[shaddup]

i just might be
because ive yet to be proven wrong

[Not going to correct him because he thinks it's hilarious.]

yeesh a hoy!! the more you know!

[chousenplayer]

Rude. You better not come near mine, understand?
What's with the Slavic?

[clockspinner]

whoa calm your borscht comrade
clearly you have yet to dine on the aural pleasures of a strider jam

[What makes you think it was an honest mistake?]

thank you sensei
i have waited my entire life for someone to teach me how to traumatize unsuspecting babushkas

[dou8letrou8le]

Leave me alone.

[couragecore]

Хорошая попытка

Like anybody's going to believe that.

[dou8letrou8le]

Вы говорите на языке? ["You speak the tongue?"]

[couragecore]

Я говорю чуть-чуть русского языка ["I speak a little bit of Russian"]

I'm better at speaking than writing or reading it, but...something as common as what he said is unmistakeable.

[dou8letrou8le]

You are the first I have met here who speaks close to my language.
It is... refreshing.

And he is an idiot. I dou8t anyone 8ut you and I can understand him.

[couragecore]

What you wrote was Ukrainian, right? If that's the case, then he wrote that to annoy you, didn't he?

...What a prat. Someone should throw him out a window.

[dou8letrou8le]

Close. It was Russian 8ecause I see you write in that, not Ukr8inian.
It is similar enough anyw8ys.

I don't know why he chooses me to annoy.
I hardly speak to him out of choice.

Let me 8e the one to do it.

[chousenplayer]

Want me to get him to back off?

[dou8letrou8le]

If it includes cursing him with temporary illness, I want to help you.
Why does he 8other me?

[couragecore]

Okay.

I'll make sure there are no witnesses around!

[animalmagnetism]

Why would you do that?
Those poor eggs.

[chousenplayer]

Sure. Two heads are better than one.
Because you're pretty.

[dou8letrou8le]

Wh8t
Oh no
I think he is just 8ored.

[chousenplayer]

Well, that too.
But if he didn't find you pretty or somewhat interesting he wouldn't be bothering. He's got other people to annoy after all. If it was just boredom.

[dou8letrou8le]

I need only half hour to get the jo8 done.

[dou8letrou8le]

How well do you know him?

[chousenplayer]

Pretty well. He's Stu's best mate, plays bass for the band and he's constantly around in the summer.