Two Basslines

[shaddup]

i just wanted to say a quick thank you to everyone who left their eggs on ledges and near windows
i havent laughed that hard in yeeeeeears
incidentally they taste fantastic with bacon despite being stuffed to the brim with cotton

oh
and

у вас є гарна дупа
хочу підключити коли-небудь
У мене є величезна качка

Comments

[clockspinner]

cool story bro

[shaddup]

it's a fantastic bed time story for the kids yes

[clockspinner]

im going to take a wild guess and assume that гарна has nothing to do with rap
which is a shame because you might actually be cool if it did

[shaddup]

i like to imagine im a helluva lot cooler than a white kid who raps but hey
ive been wrong before
and no it was something on the raunchier side of ukrainian language

[chousenplayer]

Rude. You better not come near mine, understand?
What's with the Slavic?

[shaddup]

dont leave it on a ledge and i wont see if flies

im broadening my horizons

[chousenplayer]

I'm not an idiot.

To what. 13 year olds?

[shaddup]

to new languagessssss
as you can see

[dou8letrou8le]

Leave me alone.

[chousenplayer]

Want me to get him to back off?

[dou8letrou8le]

If it includes cursing him with temporary illness, I want to help you.
Why does he 8other me?

[chousenplayer]

Sure. Two heads are better than one.
Because you're pretty.

[shaddup]

why

[dou8letrou8le]

8ecause I want nothing to do with you!

[shaddup]

whatd i do wrong

[couragecore]

Хорошая попытка

Like anybody's going to believe that.

[dou8letrou8le]

Вы говорите на языке? ["You speak the tongue?"]

[couragecore]

Я говорю чуть-чуть русского языка ["I speak a little bit of Russian"]

I'm better at speaking than writing or reading it, but...something as common as what he said is unmistakeable.

[dou8letrou8le]

You are the first I have met here who speaks close to my language.
It is... refreshing.

And he is an idiot. I dou8t anyone 8ut you and I can understand him.

[shaddup]

believe what

[couragecore]

That you ate fake dragon eggs. That you broke them.

...That you're dumb enough to advertise this on the journals where teachers can see it?

[shaddup]

it was a suggestion for those less parentally inclined

[animalmagnetism]

Why would you do that?
Those poor eggs.

[shaddup]

i am a troubled child professor
aaaaall i ever wanted was a hug from my fatherrr and now i have to take out my poor fragile feelings on

eggs

[animalmagnetism]

That's a horribly sad story.
How many eggs have fallen to your tragically misguided outbursts?