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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] givesyouaboner) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-05-25 02:07 pm

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Um, Dave?
I kind of... need to talk to you about something.
I don't think Sprite can fly fast enough.





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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-26 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
They actually hate being paid or praised.
The only way to free a house elf is to give it clothing, but I don't think a lot of wizards do that.
Not that the house elves would want it at all.
They're kinda slaves that way I guess.
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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-26 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
That's like asking why gays want to be gay.
They just are.
Nobody brainwashed them.
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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-26 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, you're gonna learn that a lot of wizards aren't nice.
Mainly purebloods.
A lot of them are like Hitler on crack.
But some of them can be nice too.
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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-26 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well maybe if this was last year.
There was a war going on for a while but You Know Who got offed back in October.
And like I said, some of them can be nice.
I room with one, and I'm friends with a couple.
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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-26 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
It's some stupid name they called him because people were too scared to say his fucking name.
Really powerful guy.
We're talking Darth Vader or something here.
Of course you wouldn't have heard about it on the news. Muggles don't know about our world.
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[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-26 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, don't ask me how it works.
I'm a muggleborn like you, it's not like I was raised wizard.
The guy used the Unforgivables and brainwashed a lot of people.
I don't know much else since I don't pay attention to politics or the news or whatever.