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Dirk Strider ([personal profile] givesyouaboner) wrote in [community profile] sortinghat_rp2012-05-27 08:43 pm

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Hogwarts is so cool!
Who ever knew pictures could move and talk!
Also Dave is in the hospital wing because of a Quidditch, but he's okay.
selfhatred: (get off me)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-28 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING A CAT WOULD THROW UP.
AND TRUST ME, I'VE SEEN CATS THROW UP HEAPS OF SHIT.
selfhatred: (fuck you)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-28 08:59 am (UTC)(link)
GOD ARE YOU THAT FUCKING GULLIBLE?
WHO HASN'T HEARD OF THE OLYMPICS?
IT'S ONLY THE BIGGEST ASSPAT IN THE HISTORY OF ASSPATS WHILE OTHER COUNTRIES PLAN ON MURDERING EACH OTHER BECAUSE THERE'S NOT ENOUGH FUCKING GOLD TO GO AROUND.
selfhatred: (did she seriously wear that?)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-28 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
MONUMENTAL MY ASS.
selfhatred: (Egbert)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-28 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
IT'S A FIGURE OF SPEECH, DUMBASS.
HOW'RE YOU LIKING THE CASTLE, ANYWAY?
selfhatred: (err)

[personal profile] selfhatred 2012-05-28 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
HE'S IN THE HOSPITAL WING, I'M SURE MADAM POMPFREY IS FUSSING.
BESIDES, HE'S A STRIDER. I DOUBT A BLUDGER TO THE HEAD WOULD DO MUCH DAMAGE.